Letters to Reborn

Dear Dad

Are we there yet? I'm really not trying to rush you, but we have been here for a really long time and I'd really like to go home where I belong. I'm sorry that we fight too much and forgive me where I have been lazy and not spread Your word and the good news of the gospel. Please help me to be more motivated and share Jesus more with others.

I am so tired of the invisible thing and really would like to see You face to face some day soon. I still need you all the time even though I am all grown up now and sometimes people call me a senior, but I'm not in school anymore. Except for the school of heaven....still have a lot to learn Dad and I really do want to become more and more like Jesus every day.

Forgive me for whining and when I have lost my temper with other people in the BDF.....sometimes Blond forgets that we are supposed to be on the same side when we call ourselves Christians. Help me to remember who the real enemy is.

Thank You Dad so much for the blessings You give me every day that I really don't deserve but I am truly grateful for them and my new partner who is such a loving man, gentle and kind.

Well I will go for now, but You were on my mind and thought I'd drop You a line. I love You Dad I'm just really tired of being here I don't feel like I belong here and really don't want to be here anymore, but I can't wait for the day when we do get to drop the invisible shield and see each other for the first time face to face......Please come fast..... Love You Dad......Blond

Dear CC Peeps

Blond is tired going to bed - Night all have a good night.

Blond out

dear Reborn,

I'm purdy thure you were wying about the carpet padding tasthing wike cake. It doesthn't. It tasth wike cwap.

Thintherely,

Ken

Dear maker of this thread,

I find this thread hilarious... and entertaining...

Please keep up the good work!

Sincerely,
workaholic.

Dear littlebit,

I figured with the week most of us have had, a merry heart doeth good like a medicine.
Im thrilled you're smiling. Score!!!

Rose

Dear guy who invented the microwave,

Good job.

Best wishes,
Bob

He gets all the credit and he did NOTHING creative...

I'm the one who invented the microwave recipe for cats.

Dear Mr. Black and Decker,

I wanted to thank you for blending my strawberry yogurt smoothie tonight, it was delicious. Mmm. Good

Cordially, Yours,
CM

Dear insomnia, nobody like you I don't need you so go away, those puppy eyes won't work shoo!

Dear Mr Whipple,

Why can Charmin not squeeze me back?
Am I not worthy of my bath tissues affections?
At ten bucks a twelve pack?

Dear Beer,

Quit giving me hangovers.

To whom it may concern,

Thread is a good one and we shouldn't let it die.

Sincerely

Sirk

Dear bladder,

I know we're on a road trip, but I'm counting on you today.

Sincerely,

rose

Dear mothership,

When are you guys going to pick me back up?
The people of this planet scare me sometimes.

They buy water in bottles here ?

Please hurry,
Zornoggy 1 ( known to them as "Mikey")

dear mikey,

your last letter explains so much. i understand now. thanks.

no longer confused,
melita

p.s. teehee

Dear Melita,

I get it.
Your concern for my mental health is muchly appreciated.
I can assure you that l am not insane.

I'll pass your message on to my imaginary friend to see what he has to say about all of this.
I'll be in touch.

Sincerely,
Zornoggy 1

???

"bath tissue?"

Hmm, well, maybe if you are using your Charmin to "bathe" with, that would explain why it doesn't "squeeze" you back?

It was Percy Spencer by accident working on a radar stuff he was standing to close to the machine and the candy bar in his pocket melted oops, the lightbulb went on in his head lol..

Is Mr. Spencer the same man who invented Nevada's weather?
.....or am l thinking of the guy who invented the stove?

For sure the guy who invented the stove here He is

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