Letters to Reborn

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atwhatcost

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Reborn said:
Dear Cake,

You taste like carpet padding.


Best wishes,
Reborn
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Dear Reborn,
If you don't like my cake, don't eat it. I added the fiber on purpose. You're not getting enough.

Humphily Yours,
Lynn
 
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atwhatcost

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PopClick said:


Dear Reborn,

How do you know what carpet padding tastes like?

Is there something you need to tell us?

Sincerely, a concerned citizen
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Dear PopChick,

Would you like a slice of my cake so you know what Carpet padding taste like?

Considering Using My Leftover Cake as a Doorstoppedily Yours,

Lynn
 
Blain

Blain

The Word Weaver
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Dear at what cost and reborn, you are sounding like an old married couple:b Reborn, man up and eat the the insanely filled fiber cake( or just pretend to till she leaves the room or something) and atwhatcost if you give him all that fiber you will need a new toilet you have to think about things:b
 
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atwhatcost

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Sirk said:
Dear Reborn......As I stare at the blinking vertical line on my computer screen, contemplating the message that I would like to send to thee on this really cool thread......I feel a sense of almost an almost vacant intention as to what I would like to say.....In other words.....I got nothin man....except you're a cool dood and a breath of fresh air around these parts.
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Dear Sirk,

Haven't you learned yet? The word is Babe. Not Dood!

Doodettedily Yours,

Babe
 
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atwhatcost

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#85
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JesusLives said:
Dear Tourist

I love you even when I fuss about food and water.

Blond Wifie
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Ahaha! I have known both of you were married to someone else on this site. I suspected who it was. It's just been confirmed.

Dear Everyone,

Apologize for Lynn. She's not always bright enough to pull off remembering it's supposed to be a letter.

Sincerely,

That quiet, shy, polite, gentle-tempered prisoner deep inside her.
 
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cmarieh

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Dear Atwhatcost,

I heard you were talking about cake so it got me wondering if you happen to have coffee cake? Because I would love some. Oh and coffee would be appreciated.

Thank you so much,
CM
 
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atwhatcost

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Rosesrock said:
Dear sirk,

There's no shame in playing with barbie, i promise

Rose
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Dear Sirk,

There really is. It's just changing her clothes and basketball was always more fun.

Cleaning a toilet is more fun.

Have my Barbies locked up in a box for decades. I can hear them crying sometimes, so have to whistle loud.
 
Blain

Blain

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atwhatcost said:
Ahaha! I have known both of you were married to someone else on this site. I suspected who it was. It's just been confirmed.

Dear Everyone,

Apologize for Lynn. She's not always bright enough to pull off remembering it's supposed to be a letter.

Sincerely,

That quiet, shy, polite, gentle-tempered prisoner deep inside her.
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that is until someone takes away stuffed bear then we have a temper tantrum the likes this world has never seen even satan himself is freaking out images.jpg
 
Roh_Chris

Roh_Chris

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Dear Sun,

As a token of our appreciation of your efforts at making us miserable, we have decided to give you a vacation. We request you to kindly avail it from tomorrow. You may return at a later date, subject to our confirmation.

Sincerely,
A sunburnt citizen.

P.S. Enjoy your vacation. Au revoir!
 
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atwhatcost

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#90
cmarieh said:
Dear Melita,

I don't want Fall to come too quickly, as I am enjoying a break from classes. I just want cooler weather.

Humbly yours,
cmarieh
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Dear cmariah,

Thank you for the lovely cool weather the last two days. :p

Not Sweatingly Yours,
Lynn
 
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atwhatcost

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Rosesrock said:
Dear Sirk,

You have been invited to the "name that classic barbie" next tuesday at 7. We would be honored to be in the presence of someone with your expertise. Please RSVP by tomorrow.

Rose

Ps it's karaoke night....your first.
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Dear Rose,

Did you tell him his song will be the Streak? Or did you pick Tiptoes through the tulips just for his 400 pound guitar?

Ever Noseily Yours.
The 400 pound guitar obsessor.
 
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skylove7

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Dear Thoughts,

Don't think.

Sincerely Yours
Sky
 
Roh_Chris

Roh_Chris

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atwhatcost said:
Dear Rose,

Did you tell him his song will be the Streak? Or did you pick Tiptoes through the tulips just for his 400 pound guitar?

Ever Noseily Yours.
The 400 pound guitar obsessor.
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Dear 400-pound-guitar obsessor,

I take offense that you refuse to consider that I could ALSO be a 400 pound guitar obsessor. I hereby request you to drop the definitive article 'The' from your name.

Offended-ely yours,
Another 400 pound guitar obsessor.
 
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cmarieh

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Dear atwhatcost,

I agree with you that cleaning a toilet is fun as long as its not a public toilet and the streak is an awesome song. Have you heard Mississippi Squirrel, it is hilarious.

Sincerely,
CM
 
Blain

Blain

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Dear cc, I need you to not be so un active late at night as my insomnia is very strong and I need to chat with other believers
 
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wwjd_kilden

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#96
Dear customers
can you please stop calling?
Thanks
 
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LittleBit1987

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#97
Dear Monday morning,

please... PLEASE go by fast today... Lil'bit is so ready for the weekend And wants a headstart on her bday weekend!

yours truly,
weekend bday girl :)
 
melita916

melita916

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dear monday,

please don't be cruel to us. just.. don't.

thanks in advance,
melita
 
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