Letters to Reborn

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p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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Sep 4, 2013
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Blain said:
Dear cc, I need you to not be so un active late at night as my insomnia is very strong and I need to chat with other believers
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Oh, great, now I GOTTA suffer insomnia.......

:)

no worries though, I love insomnia so much I could lay right down and go to sleep right beside it.
 
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atwhatcost

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cmarieh said:
Dear atwhatcost,

I agree with you that cleaning a toilet is fun as long as its not a public toilet and the streak is an awesome song. Have you heard Mississippi Squirrel, it is hilarious.

Sincerely,
CM
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Hubby and I compete to see who can get the other one into a laughing fit each day.

Today? I win! He's going to laugh hard over that Mississippi Squirrel. LOL

Dear Lord,

If a squirrel is what is needed to bring about revival, I'm willing, even if I'd be puking if the squirrel past my garter. (I know, I don't have any garters, but you know what I mean. lol)

Your Sis,

Lynn
 
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cmarieh

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atwhatcost said:
Hubby and I compete to see who can get the other one into a laughing fit each day.

Today? I win! He's going to laugh hard over that Mississippi Squirrel. LOL

Dear Lord,

If a squirrel is what is needed to bring about revival, I'm willing, even if I'd be puking if the squirrel past my garter. (I know, I don't have any garters, but you know what I mean. lol)

Your Sis,

Lynn
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Dear Lynn,

I do believe the BDF needs a revival much like the one the Mississippi squirrel brought on

Your sis,
CM
 
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atwhatcost

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Blain said:
Dear cc, I need you to not be so un active late at night as my insomnia is very strong and I need to chat with other believers
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Dear Blain,

Even insomnia needs to sleep, so I've been catching up on my Z's. Don't worry, I'll be back shortly to bother Lynn.

Your constant companion,

Insomnia
 
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atwhatcost

Guest
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cmarieh said:
Dear Lynn,

I do believe the BDF needs a revival much like the one the Mississippi squirrel brought on

Your sis,
CM
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Dear Fellow Sarcastics,

Do you think if we shout, "Watch out for that squirrel" in the First Church of the Self-Righteous BDFers, anyone could figure out what that means?

Sarcastically Yours,
Sister Sarcasm
 
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Sirk

Guest
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atwhatcost said:
Dear Fellow Sarcastics,

Do you think if we shout, "Watch out for that squirrel" in the First Church of the Self-Righteous BDFers, anyone could figure out what that means?

Sarcastically Yours,
Sister Sarcasm
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Dear AWC,

No....... they will not.....but will attribute to an unconfessed willful sin.

Eversomostauthenticallysincerely,

The Sirk
 
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cmarieh

Guest
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atwhatcost said:
Dear Fellow Sarcastics,

Do you think if we shout, "Watch out for that squirrel" in the First Church of the Self-Righteous BDFers, anyone could figure out what that means?

Sarcastically Yours,
Sister Sarcasm
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Sister Sarcasm,

It could be our secret code word that will get so many likes and nobody will understand why. I could see it now, we could be in the deep study of OSAS doctrine and all of a sudden somebody shouts out to watch for the squirrel. Man, that would be priceless. Lol But in all honesty it kind of reminded me of the dog in the movie UP.

Cordially,
CM
 
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wwjd_kilden

Guest
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p_rehbein said:
Dear Sister: Your wish will be granted. Uh, er, do you need directions to the Unemployment Office?

:)
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Already registered X places , but they don't do the jobhunting for me, so I have to keep sending applications for places that expect me to have experience without wanting to give me exerience...

Dear employers,
where did you get your experience if no one hires those without any?
 
Reborn

Reborn

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Nov 16, 2014
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Dear guy who gives me free food samples at the store,

If you offered bigger pieces, l wouldn't have to send my kid back to you 25 times just to get full.
Also, l'm tired of doing laps around the store until you forget l was already at your booth.

Just think about it,
Mike
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

Senior Member
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Feb 21, 2014
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Dear Reborn,

You stole my chocolate! :mad:
I want it back!
I want twice as much as you took. (you gotta pay restitution, after all) ;)

Signed,

the poor lady who's chocolate you stole..

:eek:
 
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atwhatcost

Guest
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cmarieh said:
Sister Sarcasm,

It could be our secret code word that will get so many likes and nobody will understand why. I could see it now, we could be in the deep study of OSAS doctrine and all of a sudden somebody shouts out to watch for the squirrel. Man, that would be priceless. Lol But in all honesty it kind of reminded me of the dog in the movie UP.

Cordially,
CM
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Squirrel!

(The dog is the only part of the movie I remember fondly. lol)
 
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atwhatcost

Guest
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Reborn said:
Dear guy who gives me free food samples at the store,

If you offered bigger pieces, l wouldn't have to send my kid back to you 25 times just to get full.
Also, l'm tired of doing laps around the store until you forget l was already at your booth.

Just think about it,
Mike
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My dad used to shop on Wednesdays because that was the day of the free-samples. He'd go in hungry, and leave with his groceries and quite full.

And then he got dementia, so he'd still do the same thing, but forget he already visited that free-sample table before.

Honest, they have no choice but to keep giving you free samples, even if you just stand there and eat them all. lol
 
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atwhatcost

Guest
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blue_ladybug said:
Dear Reborn,

You stole my chocolate! :mad:
I want it back!
I want twice as much as you took. (you gotta pay restitution, after all) ;)

Signed,

the poor lady who's chocolate you stole..

:eek:
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Dear Reborn,

I'll be your go-between. Give me all of Lady Blue's chocolate, double the amount for restitution, and then add 25% since I'm your agent. Then you feel good, I feel good, and Lady Blue spends the rest of her life thinking you never gave her the chocolate back.

Good plan?

Drooling Yours,
The Chocolate Agent with a belly ache
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

Senior Member
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Feb 21, 2014
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atwhatcost said:
Dear Reborn,

I'll be your go-between. Give me all of Lady Blue's chocolate, double the amount for restitution, and then add 25% since I'm your agent. Then you feel good, I feel good, and Lady Blue spends the rest of her life thinking you never gave her the chocolate back.

Good plan?

Drooling Yours,
The Chocolate Agent with a belly ache
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Good, I'm glad you have a belly ache.. :mad: serves you right, you greedy double agent.. :p
 
Reborn

Reborn

Senior Member
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Nov 16, 2014
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Dear Google,

Exactly what day do you all plan on completely taking over the world? Implanting chips into our brains or whatnot?
Just wondering?

I have relatives coming in on the 15th for a visit, and l just wanted to know if l should plan the week out or not.


Thanks,
Mikey
 
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Rosesrock

Guest
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Dear indoor pool,

Thanks for the dip.

Rose
 
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psychomom

Guest
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dear (ahem) 'psychics',

please give Mikey a call to answer his google question.

it will only cost you $20 a minute.

i send you no regards, you are pariahs.
 
melita916

melita916

Senior Member
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Aug 12, 2011
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dear monday,

what the flip, man?!

sigh,
melita
 
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Rosesrock

Guest
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atwhatcost said:
Dear Fellow Sarcastics,

Do you think if we shout, "Watch out for that squirrel" in the First Church of the Self-Righteous BDFers, anyone could figure out what that means?

Sarcastically Yours,
Sister Sarcasm
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Dear sarcastic folk,

Im pretty sure im not one, but i do wonder which came first, the self righteous BDFer or the pride thread.

Seriousasaheartattack,

Rose
 
Blain

Blain

The Word Weaver
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Aug 28, 2012
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Dear bacon, you are mans one perfect creation.
 
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