The Terrible Advice Thread

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Blain

Blain

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You know that bottle under sink? Drink it, it's not poisonous
 
dcontroversal

dcontroversal

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Stick a butter knife in the wall outlet to check for power
 
IDEAtor

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Go to a football game and toss a shoe into tailgate party of the opposite team-- while wearing your team's jersey.
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

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Blain said:
When lifting anything heavy make sure to use your arms only never use your legs and make sure to make your back do a jerking twisting motion as you lift
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Why not? That's how I do barbell rows.
 
Laish

Laish

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Exchange all the toilet paper in your house for 200 grit sand paper rolls .
Blessings
Bill
 
Laish

Laish

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Have all the exhaust fans in your bathroom empty out in your guest room.
Blessings
Bill
 
Laish

Laish

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Place very clear cellophane wrap over the toilet bowl your dad uses to keep flies out .
Blessings
Bill
 
Laish

Laish

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The next marathon you run carry a pair of scissors in each hand .
Blessings
Bill
 
Laish

Laish

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When you join a Christian Message board tell everyone you don’t sin .
Blessings
Bill
 
J

joefizz

Guest
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In the middle of the night make a sandwich without any light on and you will make the most incredible sandwich ever!
 
J

joefizz

Guest
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#292
get one of your cats worked up with a kitty toy they like biting or clawing then try petting the cat right after expecting not to be bitten or clawed!
 
G

Galatea

Guest
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Make friends with a donkey. It won't be an ass, not at all. You will get so much joy out of befriending a jackass.
 
notmyown

notmyown

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Galatea said:
Make friends with a donkey. It won't be an ass, not at all. You will get so much joy out of befriending a jackass.
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hello, stranger :)

it's wonderful to see you posting. ♥
 
Mem

Mem

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If you run out of suntan lotion, Crisco oil will do just fine.
 
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Galatea

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notmyown said:
hello, stranger :)

it's wonderful to see you posting. ♥
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Apparently, I am a glutton for punishment. Ah well, everyone needs someone to despise. Every good movie needs a villain.

I am not fishing, by the way.
 
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NoNameMcgee

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Galatea said:
Apparently, I am a glutton for punishment. Ah well, everyone needs someone to despise. Every good movie needs a villain.

I am not fishing, by the way.
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if you want to be a good villian


use a mermaid as your shtick
 
tanakh

tanakh

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If you see a wet paint warning touch the area to check it.
 
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Galatea

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WineRose said:
Delete System 32, it will make your Windows computer run faster! :)
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I remember a friend named Dolph who got that same advice. I don’t know if he took it or not.
 
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