The Terrible Advice Thread

[joefizz]

Never mind those typos in your English essay!

Use the phrase "ain't"alot and your English teacher will be impressed!

 

[dcontroversal]

Drive with both eyes shut... maybe even take a nap.

HAHAHAHHAHAH

 

[dcontroversal]

Use the phrase "ain't"alot and your English teacher will be impressed!

ain't
ānt/
informal
contraction
unpunctuated: aint; 3rd person present: ain't

• am not; are not; is not.
  "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"
  
  
  • has not; have not.
    "they ain't got nothing to say"
    
    
    
  
  
  
  

 

[Lynx]

• • has not; have not.
    "they ain't got nothing to say"

Oooooooh a double negative too! Teacher really gonna get you now!

 

[MichaelOwen]

If an officer asks you if you have been drinking, ask him if he's been eating doughnuts since his eyes are glazed.

 

[Mem]

Use the phrase "ain't"alot and your English teacher will be impressed!

Your English teacher also loves it, a lot, when you write alot as one word.

 

[joefizz]

Call something true a hoax based upon your own opinion not facts,it makes sense!

 

[joefizz]

Your English teacher also loves it, a lot, when you write alot as one word.

Use the word "stuff" to finish off a sentence,English teachers can't get enough of that kind of creativeness!

 

[dcontroversal]

Oooooooh a double negative too! Teacher really gonna get you now!

HAHAHHA I googled it and that is what came up......

 

[joefizz]

Jump into random holes in the ground expecting nothing bad to happen!(Zelda reference!)

 

[dcontroversal]

If an officer asks you if you have been drinking, ask him if he's been eating doughnuts since his eyes are glazed.

HAHAHHAH that was funny.......you do that I the town I grew up in you might get a good old fashioned beat down by a few of the officers HAHA

 

[joefizz]

Everything you see in movies is absolutely true so you can do everything you see someone do in a movie,and everything always turns out alright,I mean who would lie in a movie?

 

[WineRose]

Troll all the threads, then people will notice you!

 

[joefizz]

Troll all the threads, then people will notice you!

not that "we" have experience trolling threads or killing threads of course we have "never" done that,hahaha hahaha hahaha,also eat bricks they are good fiber!

 

[dcontroversal]

The next time you get a cut use a alcohol/salt solution to make it feel better.....apply at least 4 times

 

[Mem]

Use the word "stuff" to finish off a sentence,English teachers can't get enough of that kind of creativeness!

Better yet, use the words "and stuff" for a little extra je ne sais quoi.

 

[WManiacXXI]

When pulling out pizza from the oven use your bare hands, it is the only way to know that the crust is crunchy enough. Then spin it two times quickly in the air to cool the sauce for consumption.

 

[dcontroversal]

If your going to use a ladder, coat the rungs with grease and slick 50..especially if climbing one about 16 feet high

 

[dcontroversal]

If you run out of fire crackers you can use a hammer and .22 shells on a rock or concrete walkway to get a bang

 

[dcontroversal]

If you chip a tooth just use a metal file to smooth it out