Tie four things together...

You left out half-witted guy.



Once upon a time, by the Sea of Tranquility, a brain surgeon was playing smurf ball with Faith. He lost, and now Faith has no brain.

Mouse, bran cereal, sewer water and Depleted.

You left out half-witted guy.



Once upon a time, by the Sea of Tranquility, a brain surgeon was playing smurf ball with Faith. He lost, and now Faith has no brain.

Mouse, bran cereal, sewer water and Depleted.

(Actually was too busy last time to come up with a story.)

A mouse depleted a box of bran cereal, scurried into sewer water, swallowed some, cereal puffed up, and the mouse exploded.

Carrot, compost, beach ball, large pile of school books.

A wise elephant stood next to his large pile of books, playing with a beach ball. After growing tired of it, he started eating a carrot, which he converted to compost later that day.

Brook (the water body), cement, teapot, weighing scale.

I was standing by a Brook one day pouring tea into a cup from a tea pot,when I saw someone drop what looked like a weighing scale tied to a cement block,but there appeared to be something else tied with it so when the person dropped it I decided to investigate swimming down to get a closer look.
Once I got close enough I noticed a solid gold flower next to the weighing scale,but as I reached for it,I felt alike sudden jolt!
The weighing scale was short circuiting and sending out shocks,so I decided to go back up on land to decide what to do next.
As I pondered if it was worth it to get that solid gold flower,I noticed something fly by,it was a pair of gloves!
So I raced after it and eventually caught them and they happened to be rubber gloves,great to resist electric shocks but I didn't have much time,if that scale got any worse I wouldn't get that flower!
So I hurried and put the gloves on jumped head first into the Brook and swam back down to the scale and reached for the flower,and I noticed the scale was getting worse,while I was desperately reaching for the flower,and just barely managed to grab it,pulling it out from the ropes around the scale and cement block.
But then it occurred to me that the person through this all in on purpose to safely keep that one gold flower from getting snatched by anyone until they could come back and pawn it for a high price after hiding from the law.
So I decided to go home and think on what to do.
I put the flower in a vase in the hall while I took a shower since I was totally muddy from the brook and afterwards put the flower in my bed room closet and decided to go to sleep since I was totally exhausted.
The next day I woke up turned on the TV and an emergency news bulletin said "there was a theft at an art museum" "the thief or thieves managed to steal a priceless solid gold flower before being detected by security and driving away" "the guards pursued the thief all the way to a local Brook where the thief or thieves sped off in a boat""the guards pursued until finally local law enforcement caught the one crook and reprimanded him into custody" "after being arraigned and searched they didn't find the gold flower" "so the museum has offered a 5,000$ reward for any information for the return of this one of a kind treasure!(to be continued)

I was standing by a Brook one day pouring tea into a cup from a tea pot,when I saw someone drop what looked like a weighing scale tied to a cement block,but there appeared to be something else tied with it so when the person dropped it I decided to investigate swimming down to get a closer look.
Once I got close enough I noticed a solid gold flower next to the weighing scale,but as I reached for it,I felt alike sudden jolt!
The weighing scale was short circuiting and sending out shocks,so I decided to go back up on land to decide what to do next.
As I pondered if it was worth it to get that solid gold flower,I noticed something fly by,it was a pair of gloves!
So I raced after it and eventually caught them and they happened to be rubber gloves,great to resist electric shocks but I didn't have much time,if that scale got any worse I wouldn't get that flower!
So I hurried and put the gloves on jumped head first into the Brook and swam back down to the scale and reached for the flower,and I noticed the scale was getting worse,while I was desperately reaching for the flower,and just barely managed to grab it,pulling it out from the ropes around the scale and cement block.
But then it occurred to me that the person through this all in on purpose to safely keep that one gold flower from getting snatched by anyone until they could come back and pawn it for a high price after hiding from the law.
So I decided to go home and think on what to do.
I put the flower in a vase in the hall while I took a shower since I was totally muddy from the brook and afterwards put the flower in my bed room closet and decided to go to sleep since I was totally exhausted.
The next day I woke up turned on the TV and an emergency news bulletin said "there was a theft at an art museum" "the thief or thieves managed to steal a priceless solid gold flower before being detected by security and driving away" "the guards pursued the thief all the way to a local Brook where the thief or thieves sped off in a boat""the guards pursued until finally local law enforcement caught the one crook and reprimanded him into custody" "after being arraigned and searched they didn't find the gold flower" "so the museum has offered a 5,000$ reward for any information for the return of this one of a kind treasure!(to be continued)

1. I have so many technical questions about this story.

2. We need to consider a "story" thread. I know we've had one in the past, but still.

3. I'm not going to tie those together since I did the one before Joe. I'm just giving my two cents.

Now after the news broadcast there were two options for me that were obvious but instead of "me" finishing the story I want "someone else" to finish this story,using these four...
Joefizz,goat herd,stock market,and hula hoop!(if anyone can!muhahahaha!)

Okay, Sister Lynn, where's the four things so we can tie them together?

JoeFizz took his goat herd to the stock market. Goats do what goats do best -- eat paper. The paper was the promissory notes for trades. So the herd was chased out with a hula hoop.

joefizz, you forgot the four things we need to tie together.

A cowboy went to see a doctor in Seattle about a new fangled TENS unit because his aesthetics weren't the same after hitting the rails after being tossed of that bull.

Left-handed blonde, right-handed brunette, a ambidextrous red-head and a flat tire.

The left-handed blonde, right-handed brunette, and an ambidextrous red-head had a flat tire, so they fought to decide who would change it. Because that's what men do.

Smoking Joe, Saturn, friendship bracelet, wrath

I had a question for Mark. Why play a xylophone while wearing a polka dot tutu?

Super Bowl LII, Eagles, Patriots, shoulder to cry on

Smoking hot Joe came from Saturn,but surprisingly he was very normal compared to other Earthlings he even had a friendship bracelet and he found this out after talking on Christian Chat to many silly people similar to himself,but noone could compare to his wrath upon ruining dates on the site and so he became Joefizz!
Xylophone,polka dot,storage,question mark.