Tie four things together...

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Desdichado

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Super Bowl LII: Eagles vs. Patriots. I hope, by some miracle, both teams lose and require a shoulder to cry on.

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I had a question for Mark. Why play a xylophone while wearing a polka dot tutu?

Super Bowl LII, Eagles, Patriots, shoulder to cry on
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West Virginia, Two trailers stacked atop one another, Bobby Byrd, A hamster
 
SovereignGrace

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I live in West Virginia with my wife. About two weeks or so after we started dating, her hamster died(true story). We went to Charleston where a pet store that was made up of two trailors stacked atop one another sold only one hamster. The pet store owner's name was Bobby Byrd. He was named after his father's favorite senator, Robert Byrd.(not so true)

A broken rib, itchy scalp, athlete's foot, and a four leaf clower.
 
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I was scrathing my itchy scalp over how on earth I got this Athlete's foot. My friend had told me to venture out in the forest to find a four leaf clover for good luck, but I stumbled and got a broken rib when I was on my way back home with it.

A bridge (no misspelling here lol), a groom, a shotgun and a dad.
 
SovereignGrace

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The redneck groom was hung from a bridge because he would not marry that one girl, even though her dad had a shotgun aimed at him.

Queen, King, rook and a bologna sammich.
 
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SovereignGrace said:
The redneck groom was hung from a bridge because he would not marry that one girl, even though her dad had a shotgun aimed at him.

Queen, King, rook and a bologna sammich.
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The queen rooks the king out of a bologna sammich by offering him the crown jewels. Little did the king know she had already sold the jewels and replaced them with costume jewels.

Tutankhamun, William Tecunseh Sherman, Fort Ticonderoga, tutu
 
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You never gonna believe this, but when I got to New York last month, I decided to visit Fort Ticonderoga. I sort of expected to see a Civil war general like William Tecunseh Sherman roaming around in there, tipping his hat to me, despite he has allegedly been dead for allmost 127 years, maybe he liked the tutu I was wearing? But Tutankhamon, nay he didn't say a word.

Jim Beam, Franz Kafka, Old Bailey and Dolly Parton.
 
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SovereignGrace

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Franz Kafka drank too much Jim Beam and saw Dolly Parton dancing with Old Man Bailey.

Burnt toast, rotten egg, tapeworm, and spilled milk.
 
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SovereignGrace said:
Franz Kafka drank too much Jim Beam and saw Dolly Parton dancing with Old Man Bailey.

Burnt toast, rotten egg, tapeworm, and spilled milk.
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The tapeworm happily ate the rotten egg "sammich" on burnt toast, but cried over spilled milk.

$6200 ticket, Sally Ride, Beatles, retirement
 
SovereignGrace

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Sally Ride retirement party was a smash, and was given a ticket that was worth $6,200 due to her good work ethics. She used that ticket to buy the Beatles...AKA the Fab Four...wax figures.

Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, President Donald J. Trump, and the State of the Union speech.

#yesiwentthere
 
Desdichado

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Schumer and Pelosi will show up with a tankard to the next SOTU. I expect President Donald J. Trump to sit with them rather than give a speech. He's a Presbyterian after all.

SovereignGrace said:
Sally Ride retirement party was a smash, and was given a ticket that was worth $6,200 due to her good work ethics. She used that ticket to buy the Beatles...AKA the Fab Four...wax figures.

Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, President Donald J. Trump, and the State of the Union speech.

#yesiwentthere
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Desdichado

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General Grant, General Eisenhower, General Washington, and a Frenchman.
 
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Desdichado said:
General Grant, General Eisenhower, General Washington, and a Frenchman.
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"General"ly speaking, Grant, Eisenhower, and Washington don't like Frenchman, but Lafayette was the exception.

blueberry yogurt, Maxine Waters, gnu, Theresa May
 
SovereignGrace

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Maxine Waters & Theresa May fought over a cup of blueberry yogurt. The winner gets to ride off into the sunset on a gnu.

Tillerson, Putin, Russian probe and TV ads.
 
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Maxine Waters & Theresa May fought over a cup of blueberry yogurt. The winner gets to ride off into the sunset on a gnu.

Tillerson, Putin, Russian probe and TV ads.
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In top contender for TV ads during the Super Bowl, is one being placed by the President himself, (and paid for out of his money, not American money.) It will feature Tillerson giving Putin a colonoscopy with a Russian probe.

 
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In top contender for TV ads during the Super Bowl, is one being placed by the President himself, (and paid for out of his money, not American money.) It will feature Tillerson giving Putin a colonoscopy with a Russian probe.

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And where's the four things we need to tie together?

 
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picky, picky, picky, oh boy, whatever, oi vey :p
 
SovereignGrace

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picky, picky, picky, oh boy, whatever, oi vey :p
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Parents had sextuplets and named them picky, picky, picky, oh boy, whatever, and oi vey. That's six. I asked for four.

Let me help you...

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#duckingforcover


Sovereigngrace, hunting blind, shotgun, and a box of BB's...

That's four things Depleted.

#Tryandkeepup

:p :) :D ;)
 
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1. Picky, picky, picky was one phrase.

2. Drives me nuts I can't upload photos. I have one with two bears fully armed. (Water guns. They were fighting off squirrels eating our tomatoes. lol)

3. Too easy on the word choices.
Soverigngrace with in the hunting blind using a box of bbs for his shotgun to hunt fleas.

4. My four phrases:
doctor in the bedroom, clogged drain, Marvel Universe Live, Eagles in the Super Bowl

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[video=youtube;6SosmpnWET4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SosmpnWET4[/video]
 
SovereignGrace

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A doctor was in the bedroom with Depleted while she was watching the Eagles getting throttled in the Super Bowl. At half time, she turned it over to Marvel Universe live and worked on a clogged drain.

#CryEaglesCry

War Eagle, Rolltide, Bayou Billy, and Mustang Sally
 
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