13 Ways to Resurrect your old man and make a mess of your life as a Christian & to Show up at the Judgment Seat of Christ with Nothing.
By Bryan Denlinger
1. Put down your King James Bible and read Newspapers, Magazines, or New Versions. By Bryan Denlinger
2. Pray only at Meals and maybe not even then.
3. Listen to the world's music, the heavier the beat, the better.
4. Watch Television and rent movies from Helliwood.
5. Stop Passing Out Tracts and Witnessing. And just pretend that its a Missionary in a foreign country or a pastor's job of a church building to go and witness to the lost and that it's not your responsibility. Convince yourself of that, and you'll make a wreck of your life.
6. Take a light attitude toward sin and become indifferent to what God in His word calls abomination.
7. Stop exercising and start eating processed food.
8. Pick up some alcohol, cigarettes, or anti-depressants to help you cope with stress.
9. Look at Pornography. Most Television is pornography.
10. Try to keep up with the world's fashions and look trendy.
11. Bury yourself in credit card debt, vehicle payments, and mortgages.
12. Start attending a liberal church building because of the programs they offer to your family.
13. Try to get along and be liked by everyone you meet. That's another good way to wreck your life as a Christian.
Now if you do these 13 steps, I can guarantee you that you will wreck your life as a Christian and you will show up at the Judgment Seat of Christ with nothing.