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Galahad

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#101
#101
Okay, so here's the conclusion:

If you are a follower of Joe Osteen, you don't take your bible to his arena. It's a show. And the truth really isn't part of the play.
If you are a carrier of an electronic component, you find your bible in there somewhere among the other programs.
For the rest of us. You either take your bible book with you to church or you forget that you left it the trunk of the car and do without it.

Someone has to write a funnier than that. Please.
 
Willie-T

Willie-T

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#102
Feb 7, 2015
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#102
It is important to have your Bible on an electronic device (or at least "claim" there is one on there), so that you can switch to games or Google surfing just in case the sermon gets draggy.
 
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pottersclay

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#103
#103
another tip use a tablet keep the volume off. Twice I hit the jackpot on double down casino and got yelled at.
 
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