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Why do Christian men loves their wives?
Because God said in the bible "Love your enemy"
A daughter told her father that she really loves this man and that he'll come to meet him to ask for her hands. So the father met with the man and said "So tell me son, do you have a job?" the man said "No Sir, but God will provide" So the father asked him, "How are you gonna provide for your family?" the man said, "I don't know Sir, but God will provide" So the father said to the man, "Do you have money at all?" the man said, "No Sir, but God will provide" So the father asked the man, "Aren't you planning on buying a ring for my daughter?" the man said, "No Sir, but God will provide"
So the father went back home n' saw his wife and his daughter who asked him, "So, how did it go???" The father looked at his wife and daughter and said, "Nothing, but he thinks I'm God!!!!!"
Next!!
I'll start
Why do Christian men loves their wives?
Because God said in the bible "Love your enemy"
A daughter told her father that she really loves this man and that he'll come to meet him to ask for her hands. So the father met with the man and said "So tell me son, do you have a job?" the man said "No Sir, but God will provide" So the father asked him, "How are you gonna provide for your family?" the man said, "I don't know Sir, but God will provide" So the father said to the man, "Do you have money at all?" the man said, "No Sir, but God will provide" So the father asked the man, "Aren't you planning on buying a ring for my daughter?" the man said, "No Sir, but God will provide"
So the father went back home n' saw his wife and his daughter who asked him, "So, how did it go???" The father looked at his wife and daughter and said, "Nothing, but he thinks I'm God!!!!!"
Next!!