In the spirit of Chandler's oh-so-subtle hint, my birthday is after Christmas but before Valentine's Day.
Seeing as mine has already passed, I gladly accept after-sale candy from any holiday. Feel free to PM me and I will gladly leave instructions on where to send it.
Several female co-workers have their eye on a huge stuffed giraffe in our promotional department. At last count, there is only one left. I was thinking of trying to snap it up and raffle it off...
Like anyone else on Valentine's Day, I foresee a lot of red. As in... from a big huge fight, because three girls fighting over one large stuffed animal could turn ugly pretty fast.
P.S. This thread is the epitome of why our married friends here are so awesome. Thank you for having compassion (instead of pity!) on us and "giving us the real" of how life actually works. All the commercials, books, and movies, make us forget that sometimes.