I would make all the priests and bishops and cardinals wear pants instead of dresses. That is against the Bible.
Wait, I would go through everything from the method of salvation to the hierarchy and make it Biblical.
So I guess my first act as pope would be to make everyone Protestants.
But after we try all the different hats! Can't miss that!!
I think a baseball cap would be great for one month. Then all those jocks and rednecks would all be part of the new Catholic, but really Protestant Church! Great way to win souls for the Lord!
Wait, I would go through everything from the method of salvation to the hierarchy and make it Biblical.
So I guess my first act as pope would be to make everyone Protestants.
But after we try all the different hats! Can't miss that!!
I think a baseball cap would be great for one month. Then all those jocks and rednecks would all be part of the new Catholic, but really Protestant Church! Great way to win souls for the Lord!