Well this was a poor attempt at discrediting the teachings of Jesus.
1. Don't make any plans for the future (Matthew 6:34)
This actually says:
" Therefore, do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow with worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of it's own."
If you weren't just cherry picking and actually read that entire chapter, actually just the first few verses before it, you would see that Jesus Christ is talking about relying on Father because Father will proved the physical essentials. Jesus is saying that we should focus on seeking his kingdom, and righteousness, and Father will provide what he knows we need.
Not sure where you pulled out " Don't make any plans for the future," but just from basic reading skills, the context you've derived is mistaken. Jesus said DO NOT WORRY about tomorrow, as in don't focus on the secular things, and Father will provide the necessities as food, water, and clothing for his children. Which he does incredibly well.
The Bible references how we should be more concerned with the food that last forever, than the physical food that spoils; meaning, the concern of one should be more about obtaining spiritual salvation then getting caught up in the world. Father will provide those necessary things; you just need to have faith.
2. Don't save any money (Matthew 6:19-20)
LOL your mind is very secular I see.
Treasures on earth does refer to wealth and physical luxuries as those - but when you die, your wealth does not go with you. This verse is in no way saying not to save money, but rather if you are controlled by the desire of wealth, and your primary focus is gaining on the physical earth.
These physical things will burn in fire; they cannot come with you to Heaven, and the greed is of no use to you at all. What is important is the treasures you store up in heaven; life on earth is incredibly short - how much more the treasures of heaven that last forever?
It's a parable Jesus spoke because people constantly chase after money, or focus their minds on the perishable things of the Earth, when really their true reward is that in Heaven.
3. Don't become wealthy (Mark 10:21, 25)
Actually, there are a fair amount of wealthy people who are currently obtaining salvation. Why this particular rich young man could not adhere to Christ, was because he cared more for his wealth and luxuries than following Christ. How many of us if God stood before us and said, " Give up all you have and walk with me," would give up everything and do it?
God's people would happily give everything up, because being with God and walking with Christ is far more important than anything splendid on this Earth. Those materials really are unnecessary; you cannot enjoy your luxurious lifestyle in death, so what are those items of any use to you?
4. Sell everything you have and give it to the poor (Luke 12:33)
Same thing as when Jesus explained how Father will provide what we need to thrive. As far as selling your things and giving to the poor - Jesus was talking to his disciples whom were so eager to follow Christ that they were willing to give up all their possessions. The mind of the disciples were so faithful to God, that mere objects, perishable things mattered not to them compared to following their God faithfully. It is a good mind to have.
Since the world feeds us with all the propaganda - it makes us believe that material objects can appease us, and many find their fulfillment in needless, useless, and very perishable material things. God's teachings are opposite, because the truth is that these objects are not going to get you to salvation. They are incredibly useless and at times even obstacles against coming to God. Because your mind is so worldly, this request from Jesus seems so unfathomable. But really, if you have no mind to give up anything for God, or just for the sake of giving to the poor, who's mentality is really at fault here?
You are secular in mind, and do not know your Father.
5. Don't work to obtain food, such as meat, because it doesn't last forever (John 6:27)
I explained this parable above in the other poorly understood statement you made; food that spoils is talking about the perishable things of the earth, many devote their lives to obtaining, and come to fulfill themselves with. These things are wealth, big houses, luxuries etc - needless objects that seem so glorious on the earth, but really amount to nothing spiritually.
Your million dollar mansion cannot give you salvation; your wealth means nothing, and so easily can it be destroyed. The non - perishable things of heaven endure forever.
It is pretty foolish to cling to temporary things, when God has offered permanent ones that are truly fulfilling and will never be taken away. There non - perishable things are beyond just luxuries given in Heaven, but it is the very conditioning of our souls and how Father blesses us and changes us that is a reward unlike any other.
6. Don't have sexual urges (Matthew 5:28)
There is a difference between sexual urges, and lusting after another.
Sexual urges are due to hormones in the body - naturally occurring, however, one has the choice to act on these urges or not, that is lusting after others or indulging in sexual immorality.
Your mind is under your control; if you can make the decision to lust, you can make the decision not to.
7. Marrying a divorced woman is committing adultery (Matthew 5:32)
Marriage is incredibly sacred in the Bible, and if according to God's word it is adultery, then it is adultery.
Perhaps this is why people should take more care in whom they marry, whom they partner with; the world teaches against marriage, praising lust and adultery.
I do not find this teaching strict; I find it necessary because just seeing how the world is functioning without it's values on marriage; divorce rates are sky hight, infidelity is rampant, and the younger generation has little to no hope in respects to love and finding partners of true value.
Is this truly the life we desire to live? Infidelity, std's being spread around, unwanted pregnancies, rise in abortions, teen pregnancies, belittlement of others due to sexual endeavors, insecurity, disconnection - the list goes on and on. Love has become a soiled thing.
8. Act in such a way that people will want to persecute you (Matthew 5:11)
Wow.
People persecute those who truly believe in God, which is why Jesus says, " falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of ME."
Could you please read the verses before responding in such a poor way?
9. Let everyone know that you are special and better than the rest (Matthew 5:13-14)
Light = the words of God in the Bible. The world is a dark place because it refuses the words of God, so those whom have it are referred to as having a lamp or some type of vessel of light. This has nothing to do with being better than anyone else, as it does to spread the words of God and bring light in to the world.
10. Hate your family (Luke 14:26)
I can understand this interpretation; Jesus Christ actually talks about the distress caused in the physical family, for those who faithfully follow the truth of God. The truth is God is not easily accepted, and even those whom may be your physical family may come to persecute you who has the truth, or even hand you over to die which was the case in these times. Jesus Christ says that those who follow the commands of God are his true family; a lot of people don't want to here this, but your physically family may not be for God, and thus will cause a conflict within it.
11. Take money from those who have no savings and give it to rich investors (Luke 19:23-26)
This is a parable; I'm not fully certain of it's meaning, so I won't speak on it arrogantly.
12. If someone steals from you, don't try to get it back (Luke 6:30)
I like how you ignored the teaching where he says " give to everyone who ask of you," and only focused on this part to try and demonize Jesus's teachings. If your going to bash the Christ, you better NOT leave anything out. If your so haughty to speak against God, you better speak against all his teachings, and if you do so here, you admit not to be generous as this was one of Christ's teachings.
It is just a material thing; if it is taken, it is taken. If God says not to go after it, then let it go.
13. If someone hits you, invite them to do it again - encourage violence (Matthew 5:39)
This is in regard to being non - violent actually. What good is it to strike another? Here it is emphasized that this person is evil as well, so in attacking back, it's actually just as bad as the evil person having struck first. You cannot encourage violence by not fighting back; if anything this does the opposite because the person cannot coax you into violence. An aggressor will get more violent in response to one fighting back.
14. If you lose a lawsuit, give more than the judgment (Matthew 5:40)
So you give the person a little more for whatever you've done against them that resulted in them suing you. Often if your being sued, it's because your the one at fault. Give what is owed to that person, and a little more to make ammends. This is not a difficult teaching; why do you insist on it as bad?
15. If someone forces you to walk a mile, walk two miles (Matthew 5:41)
This has to do with having a meek mind and patience. Besides, walking is good for your health
16. If anyone asks you for anything, give it to them without question (Matthew 5:42)
So being generous is a bad teaching? Wow you really didn't read these over before you posted them did you?
17. If you do something wrong with your hand, cut it off, and if you do something
wrong with your eye, pluck it out (Matthew 5:29-30)
Lol not literally - this is a parable talking about how to avoid intentionally sinning by what may make you weak in your resistance. Example, I had an issue with drinking which according to the Bible is not okay, so even though I really wanted to drink, I cut myself off from it altogether. Instead of just having a little here and there and tempting myself. Cut yourself off. If something is causing you to sin ( Jesus uses limbs as a physical example in respects to hell,) he does this because the spiritual reality is that it is better for you to lose what causes you to sin, even if it brings you great pleasure, then to hold onto it and be condemned for it.
18. If you are a man, then a good way to make points with "the Kingdom" is to
avoid women (Matthew 19:12)
Um, you do realize this states that it's better not to marry for both men and women right? The Bible has no teachings against marriage, it just expresses that if one does not marry, it isn't a bad thing, as some people gave it up to keep themselves focused on going to heaven.
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Overall, this perspective, I don't know if you copy or pasted from internet somewhere, or took the time to write these out, but your concept of Jesus's teachings are very flawed. Literally, if you actually read the section instead of cherry picking verses and trying to twist and bend their meaning to demonize God, you will see that contextually you are very off. Just basic reading into these very passages exposes a different meaning that what you have concluded here.
Please, before you post about the Bible, why not read it first to make sure you aren't just blowing out a bunch of hot air.
If you do not believe in God, your purpose in trying to pervert the gospel of Christ is futile.
Father's words are accurate - and for you to go against the words of God with clear misunderstanding, exposes a fair amount of ignorance on your part.
I apologize for any offense, but if your going to slander my God, do it with knowledge.