extortion!! a stranger comes to my house in disguise! then demands tribute!! if tribute is not paid, they threaten mischievous acts!! this is extortion under duress. the sheer atrocities that could befall me leave me with no choice but to pay their ransom. this whole thing operates like a mafia protection racket. then when they leave, another group approaches!! there is no one to help!! this is all done with the consent of the authorities!! i plead and beg with these culprits and they just laugh and hold out their ransom bags. this goes on for hours, usually in broad daylight!! oh the humanity!! i think some of them are even children!! the horror, the horror!!
this year i came up with a solution. when i answer the door to these extortionist. i will be dressed as santa claus!!!! hah hah hah, the naughty or nice rule will protect me from their demands of trick or treat. cause and effect will most certainly be on my side!! no one wants on the naughty list!! or i could barter, a treat for you now, and in a couple months i will sneak into your house in the middle of the night to eat cookies and drink milk!! sleep on that you little urchins!! the possibilities are endless. i even know an elf who is a dentist hahahahaha hohohoho
Duewell
hebrews 13:2