Ah, you're no different from the flat earthers of the past who would have likely cracked jokes about how we would have fallen off of a round earth. You use humor to jab at the obvious flaws with evolution, failing to realize that those very flaws you mock don't actually represent evolution! For example, the image you posted mocks the idea that we evolved from modern ape. Jokes on you, evolution never claimed we evolved from modern ape.
I love when creationists attack outdated information. Evolution does not assume species evolved at a consistent, gradual, rate. There are examples of what appears to be punctuated equilibrium.
Punctuated equilibrium - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
There is still some debate involving punctuated equilibrium, but the fact remains that evolution doesn't make assumptions.
Evolution does NOT assume that any species can produce offspring with any other species. So you're wrong again.
Scientists have hypothesized numerous different ages. As soon as we obtained the tools to measure the earth's age, it became clear that the Earth is millions of years old. So it doesn't matter if these scientists based their hypothesis on an educated guess, it turned out that they were fairly correct about the age of the earth. This is what you would expect.
The irony is that creationists do EXACTLY as you claim. They try to fit the evidence around a young earth. Anything that doesn't work to support a young earth is rejected or manipulated. Evolution doesn't have this problem. If evolution occurred in a few thousand years, there would be NO REASON for scientists to reject this notion. But the evidence supports an old earth, unfortunate for creationists.
Not necessarily. It would just change the means in which divine inspiration occurred.
For science to acknowledge the supernatural, the supernatural must be proven first. Otherwise, it is left out of the equation. Since the supernatural is, by definition, something that can't be observed - there's no way to prove whether or not it exists. Science is evidence based, so the supernatural just doesn't fit and can not fit.