Sarcasm is a sin

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JesusLives

JesusLives

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Oh....that's right this is the sarcasm thread......Well they say I don't get out much......I say I just want to go Home!!! I've been out of my house for days now and I want to go BACK......
 
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JesusLives said:

Oh....that's right this is the sarcasm thread......Well they say I don't get out much......I say I just want to go Home!!! I've been out of my house for days now and I want to go BACK......
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You must feel uprooted. The Sirk understands cuz when he was a upstart demigod he slept in his car in seattle for a little season.
 
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Isn't it fun...we can totally lie in this thread and its cool with God! Lol But the sleeping in the car thing is true. What happened was The Sirk lived in a camper and The Sirk fell asleep with a cigarette in his hand and pert near killed himself. Smoke damage and what not in my piece of crap camper so I was homeless for a bit. Don't smoke anymore either. I was 19 at the time.
 
JesusLives

JesusLives

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Well in that case I'm really Marilyn Monroe.....I mean really if I'm going to be a Blond may as well be a bombshell one.....lol
 
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Sirk

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JesusLives said:
Well in that case I'm really Marilyn Monroe.....I mean really if I'm going to be a Blond may as well be a bombshell one.....lol
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Now you guys don;t believe anything about the worship and my church...haha. Is it true or is it not? lol
 
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We are out of caffeinated coffee. My wife did not submit and buy enough coffee so now I have to run to the coffee kiosk and buy a 5 dollar coffee..See what happens ladies when you don't submit? It costs money.
 
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Sirk

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Here is a song I did for Christmas services a couple of years ago for walk in. My lovely wife filmed it on her phone. Now ya all know my real name....haha. This was the first service and there were like 2000 people there. I was a bit nervous.

[video=youtube;BCMQbVQYRzw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCMQbVQYRzw[/video]
 
Reborn

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Talented guy.

Funny, The Sirk would've hit like and responded with

"You should feel blessed with the music that l bring to all of the sinners ears.,....now silence , The Sirk is playing."
 
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Sirk

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Reborn said:
Talented guy.

Funny, The Sirk would've hit like and responded with

"You should feel blessed with the music that l bring to all of the sinners ears.,....now silence , The Sirk is playing."
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Its hard to keep track of the thread that The Sirk is on!

Now Silence! The Sirk is practicing!
 
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atwhatcost

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SarahM777 said:
Now that's not what you said. YOU said you CREATED the slug. :p

Now for the $64,000 question,where does that slug live?
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Well, if the great and powerful Sirk created it, can't we just assume Lake Superior? Could he ever create something deserving of Lake Inferior?
 
Reborn

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Sirk said:
Its hard to keep track of the thread that The Sirk is on!

Now Silence! The Sirk is practicing!
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Thanks man.
I needed a laugh this morning.

Funny stuff.
 
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atwhatcost

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SarahM777 said:
Would the encyclopedia Britannica be better? How about Sea World? How about the Shedd aquarium? :D

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Is it just me, or does that look like Jar Jar Bink ready for a costume party?
 
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atwhatcost

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Sirk said:
I answer many questions....just like I have answered yours....it is a sin to selfishly capitalize on all of The Sirks time and goodwill for yourself. You must let others come to the fountain of knowledge.
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And blow the fount through the nose again? lol
 
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atwhatcost

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skylove7 said:
Sirk...I cannot sleep! Lol...only more time to follow your grace...right?

Hey btw...if your wrong,...do I get a refund. I bought your DVD... :)
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I'd just be happy if I didn't buy the 400 pound guitar. :D
 
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JesusLives said:
Well Daffy Duck would feel right at home in this thread Blond thinketh.....

It has certainly been an entertainment source for me..... I need a laugh after the electrical wiring has tried to burn the house down....my wires have been all melteth and me thinks I still don't have power for a fournight or more....I like the dark but Blond does miss her wee bit of light......flicking the switch doesn't help as there is no way to get the power to the house.....

Monday, Monday....that's what they say....Monday, Monday can't wait for that day!!
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Wow! We're so behind the times that if we had no electricity, we'd have no Internet. Modern technology. Got to love it!
 
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atwhatcost said:
I'd just be happy if I didn't buy the 400 pound guitar. :D
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Okay...gee whiz..The Sirk can be sarcastic but you all must obey the sarcasm is a sin law. The Sirks Gibson LP is 10lbs but it is still a lot of weight for The Sirks Holy shoulder. Geez.....
 
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