Sarcasm is a sin

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Reborn

Reborn

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Funny thread, Sirk.
I'd hit like on all of your posts, but l wouldn't want the other false prophet that l blindly follow to think I'm betraying him.

When l follow goofy cult leaders, l remain loyal.


I wouldn't want people to think l'm nuts by following 2 false teachers at the SAME time. Sheesh.
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Reborn said:
Funny thread, Sirk.
I'd hit like on all of your posts, but l wouldn't want the other false prophet that l blindly follow to think I'm betraying him.

When l follow goofy cult leaders, l remain loyal.


I wouldn't want people to think l'm nuts by following 2 false teachers at the SAME time. Sheesh.
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I take umbrage, as I resemble that remark.
 
Angela53510

Angela53510

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I'm NEVER sarcastic! I guess that makes me better than everyone else, right?

You may follow me, instead of this cult leader, Sirk. I promise a full and new view on every thread, every post in this forum!!

Come to me, said the grandmother with great big eyes, and great big hands and great big TEETH!
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Angela53510 said:
I'm NEVER sarcastic! I guess that makes me better than everyone else, right?

You may follow me, instead of this cult leader, Sirk. I promise a full and new view on every thread, every post in this forum!!

Come to me, said the grandmother with great big eyes, and great big hands and great big TEETH!
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'Scuze me ...

Gotta go find a wood cutter. Be right back.
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Sirk said:
I see that you have a car as your avatar...this is the sin of excess. I true believer must give all they own to the poor and follow me. It is foolish of you to challenge my authoritie!
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I ain't givin' up our brand new 2015 Mustang GT Convertible 50th Anniversary Premium Edition for nobody!

Well, if Jesus calls and ask, yeah. But not for nobody else!
 
Willie-T

Willie-T

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Sirk said:
If you engage in it you are like the heathen and there is no good in you. Especially if you use it to try to thwart the teaching of the anointed ones.....like me...who is anointed completely and fully with the absolute truth of things.
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That's gotta be the best post of the whole month! LOL
 
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atwhatcost

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Viligant_Warrior said:
I ain't givin' up our brand new 2015 Mustang GT Convertible 50th Anniversary Premium Edition for nobody!

Well, if Jesus calls and ask, yeah. But not for nobody else!
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Really? Really, really? Not even for a 1966 cherry red Shelby convertible 'stang with white leather and a/c added? (And this from a woman who didn't even know that was a Mustang. lol Alas! I just brought up my dream wheels.)
 
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JesusIsAll

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Well, excuse me! (Glad to see you're not Sirking your responsibility. Have to run along, ponder all my doubt and uncertainty...)
 
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JesusIsAll

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Angela53510 said:
Come to me, said the grandmother with great big eyes, and great big hands and great big TEETH!
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! My friend. God bless you.
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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atwhatcost said:
Really? Really, really? Not even for a 1966 cherry red Shelby convertible 'stang with white leather and a/c added? (And this from a woman who didn't even know that was a Mustang. lol Alas! I just brought up my dream wheels.)
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I already have one, only white with the bright blue wide double stripe -- no A/C, it wasn't standard for Carroll. He didn't see how a convertible needs A/C. And I keep it locked in a climate controlled, low humidity garage and get it out about a half dozen times a year. What a waste, huh?

I bought it 44 years ago for $4,000 -- which made my dad about puke at the "exorbitant price" I paid for a car "you'll wreck, or sell in a year."

The one thing my dad was ever wrong about. 'Course, at the time, I thought he was wrong about a lot!
 
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Sirk

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I have returned..to hither from whence I departed thee. The word I give you in between these lines can only be discerned from the dearly beloved of the brethren. How whilst thou discern my speaking?
 
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Sirk

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Viligant_Warrior said:
I ain't givin' up our brand new 2015 Mustang GT Convertible 50th Anniversary Premium Edition for nobody!

Well, if Jesus calls and ask, yeah. But not for nobody else!
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Then thou art like the rich young ruler...who did not covet but gained great wealth thru various nefarious practices...on the backs of the dearly beloved...woe to thee...woe to thee.
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Sirk said:
Then thou art like the rich young ruler...who did not covet but gained great wealth thru various nefarious practices...on the backs of the dearly beloved...woe to thee...woe to thee.
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Ah, I regret I must minister to you with the "holy touch" in response ...

 
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Sirk

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Viligant_Warrior said:
Ah, I regret I must minister the "holy touch" to you in response ...

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It is typical of the lost to respond with such vitriol toward one of the beloved.....I rebuke you.....get behind me beelzbub....get behind me...and preferably downwind from me.
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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Sirk said:
I have returned..to hither from whence I departed thee. The word I give you in between these lines can only be discerned from the dearly beloved of the brethren. How whilst thou discern my speaking?
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with a dose of sarcasm-laced humor.. bwahaha.. :p
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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Sirk said:
SILENCE! I am listening for guidance....
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from who? Elvis? Sorry but he left the building long ago and is living in exile on Marlon Brando's island..lol.. :cool:
 
Joidevivre

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I can now see clearly, Sirk. You are truly a prophet. The sign is that your determination to prophecy is stronger than the sarcastic one's refusal to listen. Just like the OT prophets.

Why have we all missed seeing this before?
 
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Sirk

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blue_ladybug said:
from who? Elvis? Sorry but he left the building long ago and is living in exile on Marlon Brando's island..lol.. :cool:
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And yet you STILL mock me...I have shown you truth and you do not...ney....CANNOT....receive it...for it is discerned only of the anointed ones.
 
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Sirk

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Joidevivre said:
I can now see clearly, Sirk. You are truly a prophet. The sign is that your determination to prophecy is stronger than the sarcastic one's refusal to listen. Just like the OT prophets.

Why have we all missed seeing this before?
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you are at the beginning of wisdom my child. keep seeking the deep things that Sirk has brought unto thee.
 
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