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keepitsimple

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psychomom said:
yeah, that, too! :)

mom: how can you get straight As and be so stupid?
me: ......it's a gift? :confused:
mom: do you leave your brain in your locker when you leave school?
me: ....pro...bab...ly?

don't be tough on mom, though. i feel sure i was a challenging kid. :eek:
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Nah .. mom knew what we see. You're good Ellie. But not good enough to hide your brilliance. (true story :) )
 
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psychomom

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GandalfTheWhite said:
First woman in space

"Houston, we have a problem."
What's the problem?
"Never mind."
What's wrong?
"Nothing."
Please tell us.
"I'm fine!"
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you forgot "if you don't know i'm not gonna tell you!" ;)
 
oldhermit

oldhermit

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The one that gets me is "Do you think this makes me look fat?"
Why on earth do women ask this? There is no husband on the face of the earth since the beginning of humanity that has any measure of intelligence who is going to say... "Yea!"
 
GandalfTheWhite

GandalfTheWhite

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oldhermit said:
The one that gets me is "Do you think this makes me look fat?"
Why on earth do women ask this? There is no husband on the face of the earth since the beginning of humanity that has any measure of intelligence who is going to say... "Yea!"
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Yeah Babes, it looks like you picked up a fe...... (I am sure I will not be able to finish that sentence LOL)
 
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keepitsimple

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oldhermit said:
The one that gets me is "Do you think this makes me look fat?"
Why on earth do women ask this? There is no husband on the face of the earth since the beginning of humanity that has any measure of intelligence who is going to say... "Yea!"
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Lol ... sure nuff ! Honey ... do these slacks make me look fat ? No dear ... it's not the slacks.
 
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psychomom

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GandalfTheWhite said:
Yeah Babes, it looks like you picked up a fe...... (I am sure I will not be able to finish that sentence LOL)
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i'd advise against it. :)

women ask that question because we're silly, insecure creatures. :rolleyes:

and btw---when we get all chicked out, it ain't for you men,
we do it for all the other women who we might see.
because we're also terribly, terribly judgmental of one another. :(
 
oldhermit

oldhermit

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psychomom said:
i'd advise against it. :)

women ask that question because we're silly, insecure creatures. :rolleyes:

and btw---when we get all chicked out, it ain't for you men,
we do it for all the other women who we might see.
because we're also terribly, terribly judgmental of one another. :(
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And you think this is news to us???
 
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DesiredHaven

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oldhermit said:
The one that gets me is "Do you think this makes me look fat?"
Why on earth do women ask this? There is no husband on the face of the earth since the beginning of humanity that has any measure of intelligence who is going to say... "Yea!"
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LOL That reminded me of this commercial, recall this one?

[video=youtube;RPX2cQP8uoI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPX2cQP8uoI[/video]

His long silence is golden lol
 
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