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melita916

melita916

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wait... there are sarcasm sticks? where? i need about.. 9283749832934 of them.

to poke people.
 
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jennymae

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Sirk said:
I know what you mean. Sometimes my wife gets mad at me cuz I like to create awkward moments in the checkout line.....like saying Hi to someone and then smiling and staring at them. Lol
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Your wife is a brave lady.:D
 
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Sirk

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melita916 said:
wait... there are sarcasm sticks? where? i need about.. 9283749832934 of them.

to poke people.
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You know it....you can carve your own if your good with a knife or you can just buy one at wall mart in the sporting goods section.
 
Reborn

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Sirk said:
I know what you mean. Sometimes my wife gets mad at me cuz I like to create awkward moments in the checkout line.....like saying Hi to someone and then smiling and staring at them. Lol
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Well, you are better than me at those situations.

No hellos.
I just stare.


........for like, 15 mins straight.
 
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Sirk

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Reborn said:
Well, you are better than me at those situations.

No hellos.
I just stare.


........for like, 15 mins straight.
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Wal mart is a fun place to "let down your metaphorical hair". Most of you can let down your real hair but I have to let down my metaphorical hair cuz I shave my head.
 
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jennymae

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Sirk said:
Wal mart is a fun place to "let down your metaphorical hair". Most of you can let down your real hair but I have to let down my metaphorical hair cuz I shave my head.
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This is great...from now on making groceries will be much more fun:p
 
melita916

melita916

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i hate shopping...

unless it's for books, music, or movies. lol

or shoes :D
 
Reborn

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Sirk said:
I like shopping for sarcasm sticks...theyre pretty cheap.
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Shop for them?

I pick mine up all around the house when l'm doing yardwork.

Then l stash them in the closet behind the supply of doomsday canned corn l keep ready in case of an apocalypse.
Save them for a rainy day.
 
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Sirk

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Reborn said:
Shop for them?

I pick mine up all around the house when l'm doing yardwork.

Then l stash them in the closet behind the supply of doomsday canned corn l keep ready in case of an apocalypse.
Save them for a rainy day.
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You live in a yard?....thats cool. Must be a pretty warm climate year round. Do you sleep on the grass or do you have like a cot or a hammock that you sleep in? Its cool that you call it a house....it must have a fence to define its boundaries.
 
Reborn

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Sirk said:
You live in a yard?....thats cool. Must be a pretty warm climate year round. Do you sleep on the grass or do you have like a cot or a hammock that you sleep in? Its cool that you call it a house....it must have a fence to define its boundaries.
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I'm confused on how you got that....but hey, I'll play along. :)

Yes,I live off the land.
I collect food in my beard.
 
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Sirk

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I'm confused on how you got that....but hey, I'll play along. :)

Yes,I live off the land.
I collect food in my beard.
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You do have a very cool beard. I tried to have a beard once but it kept getting caught on stuff.


EDIT...I tried to just free flow this one but it really fell short....my apologies. :)
 
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cmarieh

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Good Morning. I feel so relieved, I stayed up until one this morning so I can finish my financial statements for the business, so all I need to do now is type up the executive summary.
 
Reborn

Reborn

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jennymae said:
Now I'm confused:confused:;)
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Sirk said:
You do have a very cool beard. I tried to have a beard once but it kept getting caught on stuff.


EDIT...I tried to just free flow this one but it really fell short....my apologies. :)
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We have an audience.

......we have to be funny?

Sorry, I don't have any jokes at the moment. I'm all joked out.
 
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Sirk

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Reborn said:
We have an audience.

......we have to be funny?

Sorry, I don't have any jokes at the moment. I'm all joked out.
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Sometimes I feel witty and then other times I feel...blah. This morning I feel good and energetic. Probably will go for a run here in a bit before I have to go to the church.

My funniest jokes aren't fit for human consumption. haha
 
kodiak

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Sirk said:
You do have a very cool beard. I tried to have a beard once but it kept getting caught on stuff.


EDIT...I tried to just free flow this one but it really fell short....my apologies. :)
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Yeah, he puts it in the freezer so it stays cool lol
 
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