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p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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Storms are 10 miles out and closing fast..........sigh.......




wee elephant be like

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Huglife

Huglife

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Why cant we get the big storms? I mean, we didnt even have a winter here! It was 80 degrees the day after christmas :(

It only snowed like two days. And It was a puny disgrace of a snow too

Not cool dude. Not cool
 
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mar09

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Huglife said:
you have no idea how much I envy you :(
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Youre back, that is ur avatar is back! What a difference an avatar makes. I not be straying in this thread if i didnt notice ur avatar.
 
EarnestQ

EarnestQ

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RAISING BOYS
a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas...
Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding):
1.) A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000-sq.-ft. house four inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades, they can ignite.
3.) A three-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few Times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCRs do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX, has a five-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
25.) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
 
Magenta

Magenta

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Number four is funny. I think number twenty three is false :)
 
dcontroversal

dcontroversal

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I am bored.......................................I need a holiday.....................................maybe I will buy a new guitar.......HAH...maybe Sirk has one hahahha

Somebody please help me.....HAHA I just feel like I need to do something.........just don't know.....like I am going nuts HAHA.....well maybe I am a wee bit.....

You ever feel restless......like you just feel restless...........SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Ok....better now!
 
MultilingualMessenger

MultilingualMessenger

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dcontroversal said:
I am bored.......................................I need a holiday.....................................maybe I will buy a new guitar.......HAH...maybe Sirk has one hahahha

Somebody please help me.....HAHA I just feel like I need to do something.........just don't know.....like I am going nuts HAHA.....well maybe I am a wee bit.....

You ever feel restless......like you just feel restless...........SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Ok....better now!
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Wikipedia surf! Or Youtube surf :)
 
dcontroversal

dcontroversal

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Magenta said:
I used to have three guitars... now I only have two :)

One of my guitars looks something like this:



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I had a Fender Strat once....mostly Ibanez....kick myself...sold a mint 61 Les Paul Gibson SG in 90 to move.....still kick myself in the .........!

Have had about 20 or so......been a while and starting to get the urge again to jamm a bit.....!
 
Magenta

Magenta

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[video=youtube;9KmvANzwRWk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KmvANzwRWk[/video]
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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Sep 4, 2013
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Huglife said:
Why cant we get the big storms? I mean, we didnt even have a winter here! It was 80 degrees the day after christmas :(

It only snowed like two days. And It was a puny disgrace of a snow too

Not cool dude. Not cool
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Careful what you wish for............. :) California prayed for rain for years.........and NOW, they are getting rain........lots 'n' lots 'n' lots 'n' lots 'n' lots of rain...........just saying :)

Can't believe Louisville has had such a calm Winter........but, trust me, when lightening strikes, and thunder rolls, and you look up at the sky, and the clouds are "boiling," that would be a good time to seek shelter. BIG storms bring tornados......talk about not cool!

Anyway, thank the Lord for looking over us, and the storms passed without any real harm. Some limbs down, lots of rain, a light show punctuated with some really loud drum rolls, but no tornados around here.
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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Sep 4, 2013
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I am a frugal person. I try hard to be frugal with what resources God has blessed me with, but, sometimes, I am met with some disputation about this.......hmm


frugal:
adjective......

[FONT=&quot] careful about spending money or using things when you do not need to [/FONT][FONT=&quot]:[/FONT][FONT=&quot] using money or supplies in a very careful way



OR........as da Blond would say.......

tightwad.........


sigh


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renewed_hope

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EarnestQ said:

RAISING BOYS
a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas...
Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding):
1.) A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000-sq.-ft. house four inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades, they can ignite.
3.) A three-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few Times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCRs do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX, has a five-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
25.) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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Ya know....it makes me curious about mixing brake fluid with Clorox....sounds interesting :p



You know what they say, "curiosity killed the cat" so I better make sure my cat is not around lol
 
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