I was visiting a European city a few years back, and when I sat down at a strange looking little restaurant, I picked up the menu. It was not in English, and this sweet little lady asked me what I'd like to eat.
Uh...
I don't understand the words, I told her...
She smiled even more and asked me:
Huh huh...
Do you like cat?
Really, I didn't notice she saying "cat", not "cats".
.....
So I said...yes...lol.
Well done, she went on...uh...
I didn't realize it was a question...
Or medium? Now I got it...lol...
The waitress was asking me how I liked my cat fried...yuck...
This was a really bad spot in a really bad city...lol
I didn't even drink my beer...I was thinking too much what kind of other fluids that could be mistaken for beer.