Twas the night before Christmas
and way down in the Southeast
da Blond and Tourist
were preparing a feast
Everyone was inviteds
except for the beast
no way he gets to be there
NOT FOR CHRIST'S BIRTHDAY FEAST!
They got Turkey 'n' Dressing
'n' Rolls made of Yeast
Sweet Taters 'n' Broccli
'n' a Pecan Pie to top off the feast
Be careful 'n' don't eat too much Broccli
or you'll get gas
Then aromatic eruptions
will spew from your
sorry.......Merry Christmas