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oldhermit

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i loooooooooove dorky jokes!!!!!

what does a chicken and a band have in common? they both have drumsticks! hahahahahaha
If you wife is welling at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, which one do you let in?
 

roxxyroller

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i loooooooooove dorky jokes!!!!!

what does a chicken and a band have in common? they both have drumsticks! hahahahahaha

Hahahahahahaha! My favorite dorky joke?

What kind of bees give milk?

Boobees! hahahahahaha
 
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FridaysChild

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I have decided that whenever I see a troll, I am going to use that moment to put my favorite quote up as a way to get them thinking about Jesus....
Very tempting, I know.

Maybe it might just add fuel to the fire.

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Billyd

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Guy's let me be serious for a few moments.

I repaired computers for many years. The most common problem that I repaired was the end results of viruses. When I showed the owner what was done, and the information that the owner had made available to hackers, and how to prevent it from happening again, they would say okay, pay me and leave. Needless to say, I had a lot of repeat business.

I retired ten years ago. The world is much more connected today and there is a hacker around every corner.
 
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keepitsimple

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If you wife is welling at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, which one do you let in?
Only the dog's allowed to use the front door at our house. Is this a trick question ? :confused:
 

oldhermit

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Originally Posted by oldhermit

If you wife is welling at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, which one do you let in?
Only the dog's allowed to use the front door at our house. Is this a trick question ? :confused:
You let the dog in of course. At least he'll hush when you let him in. Badda bing.
 
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FridaysChild

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Guy's let me be serious for a few moments.

I repaired computers for many years. The most common problem that I repaired was the end results of viruses. When I showed the owner what was done, and the information that the owner had made available to hackers, and how to prevent it from happening again, they would say okay, pay me and leave. Needless to say, I had a lot of repeat business.

I retired ten years ago. The world is much more connected today and there is a hacker around every corner.
I like the phone solicitors who call to inform me they received a message that my computer was receiving error messages. And if I type in such-and-such they can help me fix it.

I just tell them, I don't own a computer. (not a lie, I own 2)

Conversation over.

And then someone else calls back the following week with the same song and dance.

*sigh*
 

maxwel

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You let the dog in of course. At least he'll hush when you let him in. Badda bing.
I am firmly against ALL sexiest jokes that denigrate women in ANY way!

Unless they make me laugh really hard, like this one.
: )
 
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psychomom

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I like the phone solicitors who call to inform me they received a message that my computer was receiving error messages. And if I type in such-and-such they can help me fix it.

I just tell them, I don't own a computer. (not a lie, I own 2)

Conversation over.

And then someone else calls back the following week with the same song and dance.

*sigh*
caller ID. best thing to come with all the tech.
 

kodiak

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caller ID. best thing to come with all the tech.
They now can make it look like they are calling from any number...my house phone got a call that the caller ID rang up as the house number.....