(reporter) So what would you say is the most important piece of equipment for a bullfighter?
(bullfighter) De mos' important piece equipment is de track shoes. Ya, one time I make it from center of de ring to gate in 9.5!
(reporter) Wow, that must have been a record!
(bullfighter) No, de bull make it in 9.4...
So a business man travels to spain, to take in the bullfight in the afternoon with his associate, then conclude the business over lunch in the evening at the stadium restaurant.
They watch the fight, and then his associate says - why not try the restaurant delicacy? So the businessman eats, and was pleasantly surprised, when he discovered which bit of the unfortunate bull he had just eaten! (clue there were two of them!)
A year later, they have to tie up the deal for the following year, so agree to meet at the same place. This time, however plane connections being what they are, they miss the bullfight, and only manage to get to the restaurant to conclude the business..
So they order the "delicacy" with the meal. This time however the businessman almost spits it out! Saying just how disgusting the dish was, small and shrivelled. Asks the restaurant manager to come to the table so he can complain about the dish..
"Ah Senor , he says, but life is unpredictable, sometimes the bull wins!"