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Lynx

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The next time I casually wander into a heated BDF debate and foolishly entertain the thought of posting a response, will one of you kind folk forward this photo to me as a cautionary measure? Thank you.

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(reporter) So what would you say is the most important piece of equipment for a bullfighter?

(bullfighter) De mos' important piece equipment is de track shoes. Ya, one time I make it from center of de ring to gate in 9.5!

(reporter) Wow, that must have been a record!

(bullfighter) No, de bull make it in 9.4...
 

JesusLives

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Warming up in Florida Help I'm starting to melt.......Remnant of a chocolate thread....lol
 
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mikeuk

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(reporter) So what would you say is the most important piece of equipment for a bullfighter?

(bullfighter) De mos' important piece equipment is de track shoes. Ya, one time I make it from center of de ring to gate in 9.5!

(reporter) Wow, that must have been a record!

(bullfighter) No, de bull make it in 9.4...
So a business man travels to spain, to take in the bullfight in the afternoon with his associate, then conclude the business over lunch in the evening at the stadium restaurant.

They watch the fight, and then his associate says - why not try the restaurant delicacy? So the businessman eats, and was pleasantly surprised, when he discovered which bit of the unfortunate bull he had just eaten! (clue there were two of them!)

A year later, they have to tie up the deal for the following year, so agree to meet at the same place. This time, however plane connections being what they are, they miss the bullfight, and only manage to get to the restaurant to conclude the business..

So they order the "delicacy" with the meal. This time however the businessman almost spits it out! Saying just how disgusting the dish was, small and shrivelled. Asks the restaurant manager to come to the table so he can complain about the dish..

"Ah Senor , he says, but life is unpredictable, sometimes the bull wins!"
 
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Last night one of my friends said that "Catholics sin but, Protestants live sinning"... I invited him to register on CC and, reluctantly he said "No" because it was like signing his registration on gipsychat... I laughed at his SELFJUSTIFICATION and at his wrong believing... I hope he see (soon) how wrong he is believing that way.

The RCC has been ruling the world several centuries, same way world-rulers so, time will tell him who is more wronged: Selfjustification is a sin I don´t like to consider. It belongs to GOD knowing who He has chosen.
 
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keepitsimple

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keepitsimple

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#truestory

i'm in the grocery store about a hundred years ago, and someone asked me if i was
Sandra Bullock.
:rolleyes:

On a serious note, that's kinda what I figured you would look like if it's at all possible to discern as much over the net.

#truestory as well :)