I'm a Calvinist, but instead of dividing the Calvinists and Arminians, let us Calvnists divide ourselves for once over the following questions:
Regarding the Fall of Man in the Garden of Eden,
"Are you a pre-lapsarian Calvinist, or a post-lapsarian Calvinist?"
Regarding the Reprobate,
"Do you believe in single predestination or double predestination?"
And most importantly, John Calvin was French, but I don't think he was born in France. I say he was born in Quebec, Canada, because no one that intelligent could been born anywhere but in Canada!!!
"Agree or disagree?"
(Note: the first two questions are important ones for us Reformed folk, however I wrote this post in the spirit of humor. So please feel free to ignore it and put your focus back on dividing Calvinists and Arminians - or what I like to call them "The Blessed and the Tolerated" - lol).