I saw a documentary that said Adam and Eve were space aliens.
It must be true, it was on the science channel.
Surely the science channel wouldn't just make things up.
Surely they wouldn't hammer unproven theories and pseudoscience together into a documentary just for ratings and money.
Surely not.
And while we're on the topic of "surely nots"...
Surely no lost men would go to a liberal seminary, where nobody believes the bible, and get degrees in theology they don't believe, just so they can get ordained and have a nice cushy job running a church somewhere.
Surely not.
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