All this because you dont recognize sarcasm ? Facepalm
Look, this back and forth fur flying fest is getting pretty ridiculous. Especially when you're pointing out the speck in your sister's eye with the gigantic beam stuck in your eye.
Sarcasm has no place in a serious discussion unless you've known the other person for a long time, and even then, it should never be used via text unless you
really know them well. Otherwise you're asking for all kinds of trouble - plus in this case it's not scriptural.
Ephesians 5:4
3But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;
4Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
5For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.