can you guys post something funny please?

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HealthAndHappiness

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Is that gator albino or what. This where an emoji indicating 'strange', or 'puzzling', or '?' would apply.
I agree. We really do need one of those.
And I "need" one of those albino Gators, especially if it came with an enthusiastic zoo keeper. Wow, she looks like she was carved from ivory.....the gator that is.
 

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Why are manufactured goods which are transported by SHIP called CARgo and those
transported by CAR called SHIPments? Doens't make sense to me???????????????????
Sounds related to "carriage."

Etymology online says this of "carriage":

late 14c., "act of carrying, means of conveyance; wheeled vehicles collectively," from Anglo-
French and Old North French cariage "cart, carriage, action of transporting in a vehicle"


Etymology online says this of "cargo":

1650s, "freight loaded on a ship," from Spanish cargo "burden," from cargar "to load, impose
taxes," from Late Latin carricare "to load a wagon or cart," from Latin carrus "wagon."
 

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@Magenta , @I_am_Canadian & @persistent ,

I used to have a normal alligator, but not so normal. He was very special. My Dad loved him and he considered George his pet too.
Dad enjoyed feeding him and could pet him until they both were ready to doze off. George would "talk" to Dad and others that he was fond of and liked being petted as much as any dog. He was my gator doggy.

I used mine for ministry to share the Lord with those in schools, festivals, my classes and anywhere we were asked to visit. After all that's Who made alligators and gave George to me.

This is another albino going out for pet supplies.

 
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@Magenta , @I_am_Canadian & @persistent ,

I used to have a normal alligator, but not so normal. He was very special. My Dad loved him and he considered George his pet too.
Dad enjoyed feeding him and could pet him until they both were ready to doze off. George would "talk" to Dad and others that he was fond of and liked being petted as much as any dog. He was my gator doggy.

I used mine for ministry to share the Lord with those in schools, festivals, my classes and anywhere we were asked to visit. After all that's Who made alligators and gave George to me.

This is another albino going out for pet supplies.

Does Justin have a recipe? I tried it at fairly up scale French restaurant. Gag a maggot!! And I was drunk at the time.
 

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Got any Green Acres funnies one of my favorites since I lived my own Green Acres way for a couple years. Watching rerun on broadcast tv now.
I've seen reruns, but it's been a while.
Go ahead and post some. That was one of my favorite songs as a kid. But I never could see what Eddie Albert saw in Eva Gabor. At least not until I was older. Lol
 
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I've seen reruns, but it's been a while.
Go ahead and post some. That was one of my favorite songs as a kid. But I never could see what Eddie Albert saw in Eva Gabor. At least not until I was older. Lol
LOL!! Eddie & Eva....I don't have any reruns or capability to transfer any if I did. Here in Windbag city I get it on broadcast tv. I don't care about getting loads of stuff that I wouldn't care about with Dish or Xfinity or Netflix or whatever. I have become a tree hugger of sorts and instead of supersizing tv I mothballed my 32" for a 19". Never been big tv fan anyway. Go Figure. My first decent job at 17 was tv repairman. And in Calif. repaired big screen tv's when they were almost only made by Advent Co. and priced about 2k for 5footer. Projection tvs. 7 foot ran 4k I think. One customer, a child psychologist was the only time I had to replace one of the projection tubes on his set because his kid put a hammer thru it. HOOOHA Oh one of my favorite songs was Burl Ives on a record my mother had and the only line I remember is .....if the ocean were whiskey and I was a duck I'd dive to the bottom and never come up.
 

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LOL!! Eddie & Eva....I don't have any reruns or capability to transfer any if I did. Here in Windbag city I get it on broadcast tv. I don't care about getting loads of stuff that I wouldn't care about with Dish or Xfinity or Netflix or whatever. I have become a tree hugger of sorts and instead of supersizing tv I mothballed my 32" for a 19". Never been big tv fan anyway. Go Figure. My first decent job at 17 was tv repairman. And in Calif. repaired big screen tv's when they were almost only made by Advent Co. and priced about 2k for 5footer. Projection tvs. 7 foot ran 4k I think. One customer, a child psychologist was the only time I had to replace one of the projection tubes on his set because his kid put a hammer thru it. HOOOHA Oh one of my favorite songs was Burl Ives on a record my mother had and the only line I remember is .....if the ocean were whiskey and I was a duck I'd dive to the bottom and never come up.
Child psychologist kid puts a hammer through the TV . Lol!
Oh boy! 😄
I took psych classes at WVU and realized that the professors and psychologist got into the field to learn how to solve those problems.
It didn't work for that guy.