can you guys post something funny please?

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I_am_Canadian

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:English to Canadian translator:
just relaxing on the chesterfield after a tof day, eh? Yeah, no.
Political Translation: I made promises to the tax payers I have no intentions of keeping, because the corporations pay me more than the tax payers do.

Legal Translation: I am giving this case all the due diligence it deserves, even though he doesn't stand a chance of winning.
 

SilverFox7

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Good one, Gary! Heard this one from a humorous pastor a number of years ago.
I was trying to think how best to creatively give the answer to this question, and then yours' was there, Gary.

Could not have expressed it better than you!

“At last!” the man exclaimed. “This one is bone from my bone, and flesh from my flesh! She will be called ‘woman,’ because she was taken from ‘man.’” (Gen. 2:23)

Most beautiful living beings on this planet!

How did you know this answer?
 

SilverFox7

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Godsgirl1983

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*DISCLAIMER*
Sorry, the audio does not bleep out a word, even though the caption dots it out

 
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pottersclay

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Wife.....o my gosh where did you get the black eye?

Hubby......got into a car accident.

Wife....what happened?

Hubby....I got a little distracted and rear ended the brand new car in front of me.
The other driver got out of his car he was only 4 foot tall at most but really furious and ran up to my car yelling and cursing.
Rolling down my window he stuck his head in and yelled...WELL IM NOT HAPPY.
At which time i replied....WELL WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

Thats when the fight started😐😐
 

Godsgirl1983

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Wife.....o my gosh where did you get the black eye?

Hubby......got into a car accident.

Wife....what happened?

Hubby....I got a little distracted and rear ended the brand new car in front of me.
The other driver got out of his car he was only 4 foot tall at most but really furious and ran up to my car yelling and cursing.
Rolling down my window he stuck his head in and yelled...WELL IM NOT HAPPY.
At which time i replied....WELL WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

Thats when the fight started😐😐
I literally reacted this way