can you guys post something funny please?

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Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. ;)
 
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Don't worry what critical people think of you. They don't do it very often ;)
 
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I'm going to retire someday and live off my savings. What I'll do the second day I have no idea ;)
 
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GaryA said:
There is no "gimmick" - the proper amount of tension on the chains holds it in that position.
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I was looking on the small screen and it appears as a little bit of an optical illusion.
I was reminded of some of the wood carvings and paintings of a famous Italian artist Escher.

 
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Your Boss: This is the third time this week you've been late. Do you know what that means?

You: Um, it's Wednesday!

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when you say "guys" do you mean only guys because "guys" also means girls? even girls will say to a bunch of girls, "what are you guys doing"? hahahahaha
 
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YHello said:
I deal with a stressful person everyday at my house and I really hope you guys can share some funny stuff please? Thanks
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3 guys go in for a job interview. The man that was hiring said....I’m gunna make this simple. I’m only gunna ask one question to make my decision.
So he asks the first guy....what’s the fastest thing you can think of.
The guy thinks and says....a thought!
The boss says, good answer!
The boss asks the next guy the same.
The second guy scratched his head and said light! You hit the light switch and bam, you got light!
Boss says man, those are both great answers.
So the boss asks the third guy the same question.
Third guys hesitated and rushed with his answer...diarrhea
Boss says, what...I don’t understand?
The third guy answers and says yeah, diarrhea!
Before you can ever think about turning that light on...it’s too late!
 
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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went fishing.

He must have wanted to fish too because he hasn't stopped calling. ;)
 
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Fillan said:
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went fishing.

He must have wanted to fish too because he hasn't stopped calling. ;)
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You should encourage him by sending him a snapshot of every fish you catch while it is still on the hook... ;)
 
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