can you guys post something funny please?

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Genipher

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i ❤️ alpacas and lamas! So tempted to get a couple...if they weren't so dern expensive!
 

Genipher

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Fun fact: alpacas and llamas pick an area to poo and use that spot as their toilet. Makes it easier to clean and less likely they get parasites!
 

notmyown

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LOL, sorry, a friend forwarded as one of those share if you care chain letters
hahaha
my youngest daughter was frustrated with another Christian person who was trying to convince her God wanted everyone to be a vegan.
she said, if that's true, why did He promise a land flowing with MILK and HONEY??? o_O

she's a clever girl, if i do say so myself. lol
 

Solemateleft

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Caveat: Babylon Bee is known as a Satirical Publication...
Brilliant: Doctors Open Therapy Center For Men That's An MMA Octagon With A 'Therapy' Sign Out Front
LIFE·Sep 15, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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BATON ROUGE, LA — In the most successful advancement for men's mental health in decades, therapists opened an office that is simply an MMA octagon with a sign outside saying "Therapy".

Dr. Tim Dillashaw and Dr. Domingo Cruz said the new office is already bursting with patients after opening the new office just last month. "It's not that men won't do therapy, it's just that no one has been offering actual therapy for men," said Dr. Cruz. "You don't need to lay on a couch. You need to lay on the mat while your opponent is throwing haymakers in full mount and learn how to fight your way back to your feet. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a patient to choke out."

According to sources, the incognito MMA studio has produced stunning therapeutic results. "All of that stress from work suddenly didn't matter so much when I was losing oxygen from an arm triangle," said local patient Timothy Traeger. "I got absolutely pummeled during my first session and walked away feeling more alive than I'd felt in months. I tried and failed a million stress management techniques. Turns out, all I needed was to learn how to pass guard and make my buddy tap with an armbar."

At publishing time, patients' wives had reported tremendous satisfaction in their husbands' new willingness to attend therapy, though they did express concern over why their husbands always returned from therapy limping.
 

BillG

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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places – he told me to stop going to those places.
 

BillG

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.