can you guys post something funny please?

[Karlon]

a farmer & his wife went to a fair. the farmer was fascinated but the airplane rides but balked at the $10 ticket. "let's make a deal", said the pilot. "if you & your wife can ride the whole time without making any noise i won't charge you but if you make any noise, you have to pay the $10. "good deal", said the farmer. so they went for a ride. the pilot said, "if i wasn't there, i wouldn't have believed it, you never made a sound the whole time". "it wasn't easy either', said the farmer. "i almost yelled when my wife fell out"!

 

[Genipher]

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That'd be quite the deal if they were that large!

 

[GaryA]

Is that when you would say:

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

(The younger crowd may not get this joke.)

 

[Solemateleft]

 

[Karlon]

on visiting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, a friend found him sitting up in bed frantically leafing thru the Bible.
"what are you doing"?, asked the friend.
the lawyer replied, "i'm looking for loopholes"!

 

[Godsgirl1983]

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IKEA!
We were there recently and my boys noticed that sign oh the conversations that came from it

 

[oldman]

 

[Fillan]

A bald guy walked into a general store.

'Do you know where I can get a Toupée?'

The shop assistant looked surprised and said 'Not off the top of my head!'

 

[Genipher]

 

[Solemateleft]

Debated if this would be a better fit for the "Potentially Profound" Thread...

 

[TabinRivCA]

Debated if this would be a better fit for the "Potentially Profound" Thread...
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Both, lol.

 

[oldman]

 

[Mem]

 

[Magenta]

The mattress is upside down .

 

[Genipher]

 

[Solemateleft]

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LOL, the original ancient wisdom:

The newer version 8 months ago:

 

[YWPMI]

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This would go well with this painting I did a few years ago:

 

[YWPMI]

A priest, a rabbi and a minister were fishing in a boat. The priest said "I'm gonna go get something to eat at camp". and he gets up and steps out of the boat and walks on the water to the land; gets his snack and walks back. The minister following him, gets out, walks on the water to the land, gets his snack, and returns to the boat. The rabbi gets up, steps out of the boat and sinks. The priest turns to the minister and says "maybe we should tell him where the rocks are."

 

[YWPMI]

Moses, Jesus, and a little old man are playing golf. They get to a particularly difficult hole which requires them to hit the ball onto a little island in the middle of a lake. Moses goes first and hits his ball into the water. He then puts his staff into the water, parts it, walks over to his ball, and hits it into the hole on the island. “Two!” he says. Next it is Jesus’s turn. He hits his ball into the water. Jesus walks out onto the water, and hits his ball into the hole on the island. “Two!” he says. Finally it is the little old man’s turn. He hits his ball into the water. A fish swims down, eats the ball, swims to the surface, spits it up, an eagle catches it, flies to the island, drops it into the hands of a squirrel, and the squirrel deposits the ball into the hole. “One!” the little old man exclaims. Moses then turns to Jesus and says: “Man, I hate playing with your dad.”

The first time I heard this was decades ago on the radio, while I was driving home from work. I laughed so hard, I actually had to pull over!!!

 

[Solemateleft]