can you guys post something funny please?

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True Story​

I live in North Texas and have driven many times up into Oklahoma to visit family. Just before you cross the border to enter Oklahoma there once was a large billboard which read:
“Eat Here and Get Gas”​
 
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I'm not bragging but I've just been hired as a model for a fitness magazine.
I'm the 'before' photo.
 
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Karlon said:
son: "how do they catch lunatics, dad"?
dad: "with lipstick, beautiful dresses & pretty smiles".
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My uncle used to tell me the reason why women wore perfume and makeup was because they're ugly and they stink. 😆
 
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Rosemaryx said:
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reminds me when you see 3 guys announcing a football game. at the beginning, the 3 guys are commentating shoulder to shoulder & it's so funny because you never see, anywhere, 3 guys standing like that so close to each other!!! sometimes the tv industry gets it all wrong!!!
 
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Q: Why are some people only sick during the working week?

A: It must be their weekend immune system.

:)
 
Solemateleft

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Godsgirl1983 said:
I wanted to laugh (okay, I did crack a small smile) but being an Army brat and growing up in military hospitals/doctor offices, and watching my father age and continue under VA care, it is unfortunate that there is a lot of truth reflected here.
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Yes, so true…. coincidentally… my brother sent this to me… we are both Air Force military brats and retired Marine Officers….
Coincidentally, my first reaction was to send him a laughing emoji…
He responded, that his last visit to the VA was strangely and unfortunately eerily similar to the meme…
I responded with two upside down smiles and he responded with a laugh…
So yes, while sad and unfortunate truth, we are still able to laugh at it…
 
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LOL, this actually happened today...
I was dialed into a conference call with a Bunch of Navy Captains and a couple of them were engaged in a very professional and upstanding gentlemanly difference of opinion... As a retired Marine, I always admired how professional senior Naval Leaders are able to present their strongly held differences in a very politically correct manner (Britishism)...
LOL, when I heard a Navy Captain make this statement at the end of a back and forth discussion... LOL, I couldn't help but see/hear the humor in what he said...
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Betty: "you know girls, a lot of men are going to be miserable when I marry".
Susan, Diane & Patsy: "really? how many men are you going to marry"?
 
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