can you guys post something funny please?

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Billyd

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Farmer told his son to plow the south forty. He told him to keep his furrows straight by choosing an object across the field and go directly to it.

About mid morning, the father went to check on the son and found that his furrows ran in every direction. He asked his son why didn't he follow the directions and plow directly to an object on the other side of the field.

His son replied "I did just as you said dad. I plowed straight toward that rabbit, but he wouldn't stop hopping around."
 

Eli1

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I've been spending a lot on my cars in the last 2 months. Now, things get old so we have to take care of them, but things like crappy roads do add to this wear and tear ... and then i think about how much money is in USA but it's distributed incorrectly.
Joe Biden left about 9 billion dollars in Afghanistan. Chump change.
That money could have been spent in my state (Massachusetts) where the roads get bad pretty quickly due to snow and salt.
We'd have perfectly smooth roads with that money but nah, better to just throw the dollars away and make it rain.
 

Karlon

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father: "did paul bring you home last night"?
daughter: "yes, it was late daddy, did the noise disturb you"?
father: "no, my dear, it wasn't the noise, it was the silence"!
 

Solemateleft

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whats funnier?
The pets knocking kids down? the reactions you hear in the background? or looks on the kiddos faces? :LOL:
LOl, it's a close tie between the kids faces/reactions and the adults laughing in the background... hahaha...
 

Solemateleft

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Oh my God, in heaven... I'm so conflicted... Please have someone start to chase me so that I can begin to get my mind and body back into shape to be able to out run the ones that I should run from... :)
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Godsgirl1983

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Child when you tell them
you're taking a trip to
"The Golden Gate Bridge"





Once you arrive:

 

Eli1

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This came up in my feed today .... and look, they made that pre-historic man look like a Calvin Klein model. Awww

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Niki7

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I've been spending a lot on my cars in the last 2 months. Now, things get old so we have to take care of them, but things like crappy roads do add to this wear and tear ... and then i think about how much money is in USA but it's distributed incorrectly.
Joe Biden left about 9 billion dollars in Afghanistan. Chump change.
That money could have been spent in my state (Massachusetts) where the roads get bad pretty quickly due to snow and salt.
We'd have perfectly smooth roads with that money but nah, better to just throw the dollars away and make it rain.
hey ~ I thought this was just for jokes ! :mad: ;) :)

well, the person in the white palace is old....we should take care of him :LOL:
 

Eli1

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@HeIsHere , who is doing these Italian translations for the Windows Operating System?
Some rookie who's not even Italian?
How do you get "Arresta" from "Shut Down"?

Can you call somebody to get this fixed?

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