Two pastors are standing together by the road, holding up a sign that reads, “Turn back! The end is near!”
A man driving by reads their sign and yells, “Go away, you religious nuts! Don’t shove that down my throat!”
Seconds later, the pastors hear a loud splash.
One of them turns to the other and says, “Maybe we should change the sign to say, ‘Warning, Bridge Out Ahead’.”
A man driving by reads their sign and yells, “Go away, you religious nuts! Don’t shove that down my throat!”
Seconds later, the pastors hear a loud splash.
One of them turns to the other and says, “Maybe we should change the sign to say, ‘Warning, Bridge Out Ahead’.”
A few years back a bridge in my uncle's community collapsed into the river. He had just driven over it, so he stopped to see if he could help. That's when he heard this story of how a lady had seen the bridge out ahead and stopped. Well some guy behind her didn't. He pulled around her, made a rude gesture, and drove right into the river. Fortunately everybody at that point was OK. (Sadly, a cop who was directing traffic at the scene got hit and killed, so tell your sign-holding pastors to be careful.)
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