can you guys post something funny please?

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Coronavirus Government Briefings:
Trump : We have to be courageous to let virus is fear us. Don't mess the formation!
Fauci : You can do whatever you want ! However, I've had Hydroxychloroquine in secret. Haha!😜😜😜
 

Prycejosh1987

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I deal with a stressful person everyday at my house and I really hope you guys can share some funny stuff please? Thanks
Try to make stress as a joke, you could make a joke out of your concerns. Shes talking about it again, here we go again, etc. Just say your feelings in a jokey way, that way she wont be too offended and you will release some of that stress.
 

I_am_Canadian

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I deal with a stressful person everyday at my house and I really hope you guys can share some funny stuff please? Thanks
Why did 3 police officers cross the road?
Because the Chicken finally got hit crossing the road.

Why did 2 deer cross the road?
To make the joke twice as funny.

Why did 3 sheriffs cross the road?
Because we ran out of chicken jokes...

Hope this helped
 

bojack

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I posted a 1 min version of this 20 mo old a few days ago , it makes me smile every time ..
 

Lanolin

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I haves chocolate but not 6 million dollars. How about just some chocolate?
 

soggykitten

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Ah, a relationship that works.



This is so precious. Watch how the hen checks to make sure she knows the boy before she lets him hug her. While the rooster walks around and watches her getting the hug. Real intelligence there. So cute.


Forbidden love. Pffft!Pffft!




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Halloween yard decoration idea #9184.
 

Solemateleft

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WOW........
both funny and serious :LOL:
some good, deep lessons could be taught from this........
True! I came across this clip during a virtual divorce support group... Which also included John Grey (author of "Men are from Mars Women are from Venus") where humor is used as an effective way to help people to see other perspectives...
 

Godsgirl83

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True! I came across this clip during a virtual divorce support group... Which also included John Grey (author of "Men are from Mars Women are from Venus") where humor is used as an effective way to help people to see other perspectives...
Proverbs 17:22
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine........
 
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A Doctor puts a sign in front of his Clinic


The sign reads, If I can cure you you get 20$ if I can't you get 100$


The lawyer decides that it is his time to shine,so goes to the doctor, "Doctor I can't taste anything anymore,please cure me!"


The doctor says to his nurse to get him some medicine from drawer 33.


The lawyer takes a swig gasps and spit it out. The lawyer says "This is gasoline!"

There you go. "20$ please".


The lawyer pays and leaves,frustrated.


He goes back the next day determined,to succeed. "Doctor I cant remember anything please cure me!"

The doctor tells the nurse to get him some medicine from the drawer 33
The lawyer exclaims,no way! That is the same crap you gave me last time!"



Memory fixed. 20$ please."


The lawyer stomps away, displeased.


The next day he comes up with a foolfproof strategy. "Doctor I am blind,cure me please!"

I am sorry I won't be able to cure that here's your 100$ he says handing the lawyer a 5$ bill."


"Wait a second this is 5$, not 100$!"




"BLINDNESS CURED 20$ PLEASE." :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL: