can you guys post something funny please?

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If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear, do the other trees laugh?
 

SoulWeaver

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You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe what you want to believe.

The red pill is also the same, but strawberry flavor.
 

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Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One of them said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with them flying bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything, but nothing seems to scare them off.

Another pastor said "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away!"

The third pastor said, "I baptized all mine, made them members of the church, and they haven't seen one back since!"