can you guys post something funny please?
- Thread starter YHello
- Start date
-
Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.
If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!
To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
Q. How do you know that heaven is self cleaning?
A. Because Dirt Devils can't get into heaven.
Q. If the Holy Spirit had to vacuum in heaven what would He use?
A. His own Ghost buster.
If a merry heart does good like a medicine as scripture says, shouldn't doctors moonlight as stand up comedians?
Q. What country likes to keep people In suspense the most?
A. Italia later.
Q. What country is the best at keeping secrets?
A. Italian ya nothing ever.
Q. How do you know tourism started in Italy?
B. Because all roads lead to Rome
A. Because Dirt Devils can't get into heaven.
Q. If the Holy Spirit had to vacuum in heaven what would He use?
A. His own Ghost buster.
If a merry heart does good like a medicine as scripture says, shouldn't doctors moonlight as stand up comedians?
Q. What country likes to keep people In suspense the most?
A. Italia later.
Q. What country is the best at keeping secrets?
A. Italian ya nothing ever.
Q. How do you know tourism started in Italy?
B. Because all roads lead to Rome
-
1
-
1
- Show all
Ohhhh - that is SOOOO wicked and evil!
And, of course, you know how it will turn out...
In one more hour, he will break a part trying to remove it. Of course, he didn't really need to remove it - he only thought he did. But - too late - now the part is broken.
A new part will cost $350 + shipping - from China - with a two-week lead time.
In the meanwhile, you have to take your clothes somewhere else to wash them.
And, of course, you need quarters - lots and lots of quarters.
When the new part arrives, you discover that it does not come with a new gasket that must be used with that part.
So - two more weeks you must wait until you receive the gasket that you paid $85 + shipping for...
In the meanwhile, your husband is injured on his job and will be unable to do the repair on the machine.
So, you hire a repair specialist to fix the machine - the bill comes to $650.
Soooo - you sufferred an over $1000 dollars set-back expense and a month-long delay --- all because you didn't listen to God when He told you this:
Chapter 5:
1 Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children; 2 And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour. 3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; 4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
Just wait until your husband finds out you lied to him and deceived him at the beginning of this whole thing...
And, of course, you know how it will turn out...
In one more hour, he will break a part trying to remove it. Of course, he didn't really need to remove it - he only thought he did. But - too late - now the part is broken.
A new part will cost $350 + shipping - from China - with a two-week lead time.
In the meanwhile, you have to take your clothes somewhere else to wash them.
And, of course, you need quarters - lots and lots of quarters.
When the new part arrives, you discover that it does not come with a new gasket that must be used with that part.
So - two more weeks you must wait until you receive the gasket that you paid $85 + shipping for...
In the meanwhile, your husband is injured on his job and will be unable to do the repair on the machine.
So, you hire a repair specialist to fix the machine - the bill comes to $650.
Soooo - you sufferred an over $1000 dollars set-back expense and a month-long delay --- all because you didn't listen to God when He told you this:
Chapter 5:
1 Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children; 2 And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour. 3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; 4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
Just wait until your husband finds out you lied to him and deceived him at the beginning of this whole thing...
-
3
-
1
- Show all
That's what I call a GOOD Man.
Most men I know would slip and fall running past it ....lol
Most men I know would slip and fall running past it ....lol
-
2
- Show all
I get you...."Oh Lord, It's So Hard To Be Humble," right?
I'm curious though, what wouldn't happen to you? Slipping and falling? Or running past it? lol
I'm curious though, what wouldn't happen to you? Slipping and falling? Or running past it? lol
-
2
- Show all