can you guys post something funny please?

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I_am_Canadian

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Q. How do you know that heaven is self cleaning?
A. Because Dirt Devils can't get into heaven.

Q. If the Holy Spirit had to vacuum in heaven what would He use?
A. His own Ghost buster.

If a merry heart does good like a medicine as scripture says, shouldn't doctors moonlight as stand up comedians?

Q. What country likes to keep people In suspense the most?
A. Italia later.

Q. What country is the best at keeping secrets?
A. Italian ya nothing ever.

Q. How do you know tourism started in Italy?
B. Because all roads lead to Rome
 

GaryA

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Ohhhh - that is SOOOO wicked and evil!

And, of course, you know how it will turn out...

In one more hour, he will break a part trying to remove it. Of course, he didn't really need to remove it - he only thought he did. But - too late - now the part is broken.

A new part will cost $350 + shipping - from China - with a two-week lead time.

In the meanwhile, you have to take your clothes somewhere else to wash them.

And, of course, you need quarters - lots and lots of quarters.

When the new part arrives, you discover that it does not come with a new gasket that must be used with that part.

So - two more weeks you must wait until you receive the gasket that you paid $85 + shipping for...

In the meanwhile, your husband is injured on his job and will be unable to do the repair on the machine.

So, you hire a repair specialist to fix the machine - the bill comes to $650.

Soooo - you sufferred an over $1000 dollars set-back expense and a month-long delay --- all because you didn't listen to God when He told you this:

Chapter 5:

1 Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children; 2 And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour. 3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; 4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.

Just wait until your husband finds out you lied to him and deceived him at the beginning of this whole thing...
 

GaryA

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I know it was intended to be funny. Likewise, my description of the extended scenario was also intended to be amusing.

Just don't ever think such a scenario cannot happen - real life delivers this kind of scenario more often then you might think...
 

GaryA

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That scripture is in Ephesians.

Everyone should look up what that word 'jesting' means.
 

1ofthem

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I know it was intended to be funny. Likewise, my description of the extended scenario was also intended to be amusing.

Just don't ever think such a scenario cannot happen - real life delivers this kind of scenario more often then you might think...
I think, it's pretty amusing in a sort of sad kind of way.

I'm sure the wife in that scenario wouldn't find it too amusing, though.

It would definitely be a lesson...in reaping what you sow.:oops::)
 

Gardenias

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Ohhhh - that is SOOOO wicked and evil!

And, of course, you know how it will turn out...

In one more hour, he will break a part trying to remove it. Of course, he didn't really need to remove it - he only thought he did. But - too late - now the part is broken.

A new part will cost $350 + shipping - from China - with a two-week lead time.

In the meanwhile, you have to take your clothes somewhere else to wash them.

And, of course, you need quarters - lots and lots of quarters.

When the new part arrives, you discover that it does not come with a new gasket that must be used with that part.

So - two more weeks you must wait until you receive the gasket that you paid $85 + shipping for...

In the meanwhile, your husband is injured on his job and will be unable to do the repair on the machine.

So, you hire a repair specialist to fix the machine - the bill comes to $650.

Soooo - you sufferred an over $1000 dollars set-back expense and a month-long delay --- all because you didn't listen to God when He told you this:

Chapter 5:

1 Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children; 2 And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour. 3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; 4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.

Just wait until your husband finds out you lied to him and deceived him at the beginning of this whole thing...


Glad I'm single! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 

lawrence101

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For sale sign in furniture store window:

Selling two tables , one seats 4 people with round legs and the other 6 people with square legs.


True story.
 

1ofthem

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Lol wouldn't happen to me... I'm Gods gift to the world lol
I get you...."Oh Lord, It's So Hard To Be Humble," right? :giggle:

I'm curious though, what wouldn't happen to you? Slipping and falling? Or running past it? lol:p