I deal with a stressful person everyday at my house and I really hope you guys can share some funny stuff please? Thanks
April Bloodwork
May Bring X-Rays
June you'll get an EKG and
July on your back for an MRI
Stress
Sit Down
Try and
Relax
Eat
Something Sweet and
Say it'll get better later.
People love to laugh but in Abnormal Psycology
Humors are actually Black Bile, Yellow Bile, Phlem and Blood,
Thats funny, because you'd have to be crazy to become a psychiatrist.
Guy: Knock Knock
Woman: Whose there?
Guy: Woo
Woman: Woo Who?
Guy: Do you say that to all the boys? are are you just happy to see me?
If a merry heart doeth good like a medicine? why don't doctors specialize in comedy?
or comedians do open heart surgery?
Liberals colour is red like the Bloods,
and Conservatives Blue like the Crypts,
Politics is really just legalized organized crime.
Q. Whats the difference between the liberals and the maffia?
A. The maffia actually has a code of ethics.
Ever notice that every country has something to be ashamed of?
Germany had the Nazi Party
America had Slavery
Japan had the Bataun Death March
and Canada has Justin Treaudau legalizing marijuana
Q. How do you keep a Christian in suspence?
A. I'll tell you next week
Enjoy, hope you get a good laugh out of this.