can you guys post something funny please?

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I_am_Canadian

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I deal with a stressful person everyday at my house and I really hope you guys can share some funny stuff please? Thanks
April Bloodwork
May Bring X-Rays
June you'll get an EKG and
July on your back for an MRI

Stress
Sit Down
Try and
Relax
Eat
Something Sweet and
Say it'll get better later.

People love to laugh but in Abnormal Psycology
Humors are actually Black Bile, Yellow Bile, Phlem and Blood,
Thats funny, because you'd have to be crazy to become a psychiatrist.

Guy: Knock Knock
Woman: Whose there?
Guy: Woo
Woman: Woo Who?
Guy: Do you say that to all the boys? are are you just happy to see me?

If a merry heart doeth good like a medicine? why don't doctors specialize in comedy?
or comedians do open heart surgery?

Liberals colour is red like the Bloods,
and Conservatives Blue like the Crypts,
Politics is really just legalized organized crime.

Q. Whats the difference between the liberals and the maffia?
A. The maffia actually has a code of ethics.

Ever notice that every country has something to be ashamed of?
Germany had the Nazi Party
America had Slavery
Japan had the Bataun Death March
and Canada has Justin Treaudau legalizing marijuana

Q. How do you keep a Christian in suspence?
A. I'll tell you next week

Enjoy, hope you get a good laugh out of this.
 

Lillywolf

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I prefer happy clean funny stuff that makes everyone feel better! :love:
The Dude! Best movie Jeff Bridges ever made.


Baby & TV. So precious. Now watch, in future we'll never know that that professional boxer with all the titles is that little darlin right there. :love:
 

Ahwatukee

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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
There are actually a coffee shops here in Lake Havasu City called, "The Human Bean"
 

YHello

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does she think she's holy and above all, here?

does she think she's getting worshipers through that kind of attitude?
my sins have been forgiven, God's making me white as snow and I forgive you too and I also love you, even when it's hard
 

Pumpkinspice

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We never bite weee arrree the championnnsnsnsn weeee arreee the saliva leavin a mark.... .. . . . . . . . . . .. . . .
 

YHello

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I didn't mean to make it hard for you
really? it did humble me and it did sting for a little longer than I expected. No worries, but if you can forgive me too than that would be really freeing. Not saying this to like offend but to suggest for freedom.