Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day

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In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, East and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool's Day. Psalm 14:1 states, "The fool says in his heart, there is no God.". Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

"Court is adjourned..."
 
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though i've heard this joke before, this made my day.
 
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transient

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And this is in 'News' why?
 

allaboutlove

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I mean no offense to any athiest i have no problem with you guys what so ever but that was kinda funny.
 
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hahaha, i mean all offence to the foolish atheists :D
 
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Anonimous

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Is this the same town that forgot Santa Claus?
 
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That was funny....but as it is fictional, it should have been posted in "Miscellaneous"...not the News Forum, I just hope this does not open a flood of "joke" threads in the News Forum now.
 

Agricola

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My dog has no nose...

How does he smell

AWFUL!
 
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LegendaryXD

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I thought this was real until the bible was mentioned because of course, the wouldn't mention it in the courts eh haha but funny :)