Breakfast Blues

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JohnRH

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Mar 5, 2018
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1. I poured me a cup of coffee
and I began to sip
just then I felt something in that cup
tick-el-ing my lip.
Out jumped an alligator
he was all dressed up in style
He was four feet long
and sang a song
through a great big sad sad smile

I wish it would stop raining
so I could go out and play
If I find a broom
somewhere in this room
I'll chase those clouds away

2. I picked up a slice of bacon
off of that slice I bit
I laid it on my plate and something underneath
began to wiggle it.
Out jumped a bouncy piggy
he was all dressed up in style
He was four feet long
and sang a song
through a great big sad sad smile

I wish it would stop raining
so I could go out and play
If I find a broom
somewhere in this room
I'll chase those clouds away

3. I poked my fork in my egg yoke
to dab my toast in it
The yoke began to bubble, it looked like trouble
like it was throwing a fit
Out jumped a yellow canary
he was all dressed up in style
He was four feet long
and sang a song
through a great big sad sad smile

I wish it would stop raining
so I could go out and play
If I find a broom
somewhere in this room
I'll chase those clouds away

4. i was bull dozing through my oatmeal
dug out a very deep pit
It went all the way to China, or was it Carolina?
but something was quaking it.
Out jumped a family of earthworms
they all wore different styles
They were four feet long
and sang a song
through great big sad sad smiles

I wish it would stop raining
so I could go out and play
If I find a broom
somewhere in this room
I'll chase those clouds away