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Well I need to get ready for work
To tell my boss that he's a big jerk
I will surely get fired
But I'm feeling inspired
To show others that I learned to twerk
Yep pole dancing's the new route for me
I'll be twerking from seven 'til three
I doubt I will make tips
But with my swivel hips
At least I'll remain cellulite free
Lol. I have truly lost my mind. You might want to start a prayer vigil for me or something.
To tell my boss that he's a big jerk
I will surely get fired
But I'm feeling inspired
To show others that I learned to twerk
Yep pole dancing's the new route for me
I'll be twerking from seven 'til three
I doubt I will make tips
But with my swivel hips
At least I'll remain cellulite free
Lol. I have truly lost my mind. You might want to start a prayer vigil for me or something.
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I know that this isn't the correct place for such a request, but I truly do need to leave for work shortly, and I am totally exhausted. Work is crazy this time of year, and I've only been averaging about 4 hours of sleep per night for the last few weeks. If anybody reading this wouldn't mind saying a prayer that God would strengthen me by his Spirit, then I would certainly appreciate it. I also get stupid when I'm tired, but you all probably already noticed that. Thank you, and have a blessed day.
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In the Bible Discussion Forum
There's really not too much decorum
The insults do there fly
Which is the reason why
Most convos there I just ignore 'em
Can't they see it's a real crying shame
To watch people all called by his name
Go for each other's throats
As each combatant gloats
Methinks that sinful pride is to blame
2Ti 2:23
But foolish and unlearned questions avoid, knowing that they do gender strifes.
2Ti 2:24
And the servant of the Lord must not strive; but be gentle unto all men, apt to teach, patient,
2Ti 2:25
In meekness instructing those that oppose themselves; if God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth;
2Ti 2:26
And that they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at his will.
There's really not too much decorum
The insults do there fly
Which is the reason why
Most convos there I just ignore 'em
Can't they see it's a real crying shame
To watch people all called by his name
Go for each other's throats
As each combatant gloats
Methinks that sinful pride is to blame
2Ti 2:23
But foolish and unlearned questions avoid, knowing that they do gender strifes.
2Ti 2:24
And the servant of the Lord must not strive; but be gentle unto all men, apt to teach, patient,
2Ti 2:25
In meekness instructing those that oppose themselves; if God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth;
2Ti 2:26
And that they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at his will.
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