Canada vs. The World

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Shouryu

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The wrath of a Canadian woman is sharper than a double-edged plow!!!
Her beauty surpasses the waves of PEI, but her heart be as cold the Northwest, her fury like a Yukon blizzard!
 
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arwen83

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We all know the truth - America can't handle Arwen. If she were on this side of the border, she'd be clubbing all of us off of her with a baseball ba---wait, with a hockey stick. I imagine by the time any of us got to the front of the scrum, she'll have already broken several sticks and will be stabbing would-be suitors in the face with ice skates.
Hahaha is that the impression that I give off? lol :p It would take a very special guy for me to move to America/become American- and even then. I'm gonna quiet down now, before I get accused of siding with the enemy. Bordering on bashing. Apologies.
 
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Shouryu

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(I kid, I kid. I assure you, I jest.)
Or do I? *strokes chin as if it were an evil goatee*

I could totally be a music teacher in Canada. SOMEONE up there had to have created the Bryan Adamses of the world...







(No. Really kidding. Really.)






(Or am I?)
 
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Donkeyfish07

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It appears that no one wants to take BIEBS, well except every shrieking girl between the ages 10-16, and the odd weird adult. I vote to put him on an island with them. Send him to the wolves. He could become their king! Or lunch. One or the other.
lol, now I feel bad for offering you as collateral :p.
 

Descyple

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I could totally be a music teacher in Canada. SOMEONE up there had to have created the Bryan Adamses of the world...
Bryan Adams wasn't created by a music teacher, he was actually a human-sized potato that fell into a wood chipper and jammed the machine. When we finally got the potato out, behold, there stood - Bryan Adams!!!

The wood chipper explains his raspy voice!!!
 

AzureAfire

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Hey AzureAfire, if the Phillippines ever wants some snow, just ask us and we will ship some over to you in very large igloo-shaped beer cooler (but please send the cooler back, because we need it to store our food supply in during winter season - which is ALL YEAR LONG!!!).
Bryan Adams wasn't created by a music teacher, he was actually a human-sized potato that fell into a wood chipper and jammed the machine. When we finally got the potato out, behold, there stood - Bryan Adams!!!

The wood chipper explains his raspy voice!!!
Oh my!! XD Brother, you are absolutely killing me!! I have not laughed so hard because of any thread, until this thread and your posts came along! It has just the right blend of sarcasm and humor XD i haven't had a laughing fit for a long time, so thanks!! :D do spare me one igloo, please? You can have one custom made there for food storage, right?? XD I so look forward to finally get to try making snow angels and engaging in day-long snowball fights when i get there ;) I'll be sure to leave for Canada just in time for the scorcher here, so i would save my sweat glands from being overworked. Now, what could i possibly wear there? These bathing suits could use some sleeves....:cool:
 
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arwen83

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Oh my!! XD Brother, you are absolutely killing me!! I have not laughed so hard because of any thread, until this thread and your posts came along! It has just the right blend of sarcasm and humor XD i haven't had a laughing fit for a long time, so thanks!! :D do spare me one igloo, please? You can have one custom made there for food storage, right?? XD I so look forward to finally get to try making snow angels and engaging in day-long snowball fights when i get there ;) I'll be sure to leave for Canada just in time for the scorcher here, so i would save my sweat glands from being overworked. Now, what could i possibly wear there? These bathing suits could use some sleeves....:cool:
Yes Descyple is a funny one, he has that Canadian sense of humor that has produced so many comedians. There is an actual comedy university here. Descyple has been well trained. Unfortunately, since we're so use to it, the humor doesn't phase us, so we send them off to the US as comedy missionaries to bring great laughter to their nation.
 
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If it weren't for Ontario our Burlington Coat Factory and mall would be dead. We have no clothing tax here so they come by the bus load with their funny colored money and smell of donuts and maple.
 

Fenner

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Here is a geography lesson for us all! [video=youtube;qMkYlIA7mgw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qMkYlIA7mgw[/video]
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Here in Maine it's really like Canada Part Duex!
Many of the people living here now are of some sort of Canadian heritage it seems.
I work with a few women that think it's cool to speak in "French" around everyone when they wanna gossip.
I always tease them & say I understand what they're talking about (which I don't),and then proceed to tell them that the version of "French" they are speaking would make a true French persons ears bleed.
(it's all I have up my sleeve to counteract their pious chatter) lol
 
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dyingeveryday

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Very good Jim did you get that from Hot Shot part Duex? lol
 
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Donkeyfish07

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Here in Maine it's really like Canada Part Duex!
Many of the people living here now are of some sort of Canadian heritage it seems.
I work with a few women that think it's cool to speak in "French" around everyone when they wanna gossip.
I always tease them & say I understand what they're talking about (which I don't),and then proceed to tell them that the version of "French" they are speaking would make a true French persons ears bleed.
(it's all I have up my sleeve to counteract their pious chatter) lol
Ha ha, that reminds me of this girl I know. She and her friend speak Spanish....they were in a grocery store and she started talking about how cute she thought this guy was and about how she wouldn't mind "getting to know him better".....all that good stuff.......right in-front of him. Then the guy (He's whiter than casper the ghost so there was no way she could have guessed it) started laughing and then said thank you in Spanish, then asked her name. She about dropped dead from a heart attack
 
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Hahaha iTore that's awesome.

At least you can confidently say that the vast majority of Americans know that Maine is part of the USA. I.. I cannot say the same about my beloved home state. We're so disconnected from you in the lower 48 (yes, that's what we call you), we might as well be that one American part of Canada. :p
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Very good Jim did you get that from Hot Shot part Duex? lol
LOL..nope. My Mom spoke French & I always said that even as a little kid to be silly.

Ha ha, that reminds me of this girl I know. She and her friend speak Spanish....they were in a grocery store and she started talking about how cute she thought this guy was and about how she wouldn't mind "getting to know him better".....all that good stuff.......right in-front of him. Then the guy (He's whiter than casper the ghost so there was no way she could have guessed it) started laughing and then said thank you in Spanish, then asked her name. She about dropped dead from a heart attack
LOL...that's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Hahaha iTore that's awesome.

At least you can confidently say that the vast majority of Americans know that Maine is part of the USA. I.. I cannot say the same about my beloved home state. We're so disconnected from you in the lower 48 (yes, that's what we call you), we might as well be that one American part of Canada. :p
Well the thing about Maine you have to remember is this...the people here have no idea that there is an entire country with 49 other states...Mainers seem to be obsessed with never leaving their city of birth,let alone leave the state...leave the country,other than the occasional visit to Canada?? You must have lost yo' mind girl! lol I have never ..ever..EVER met such sheltered people in my entire life. I'd say 75% of the people I've met here & spoken with in the last 9 years were born here & lived here their whole lives...and out of that 75%..60% have never lived anywhere else but the city they were born in. Yeah..scary!