If your anti tecknowledgy, your going to love it!
The new Apple watch. Never in need of a new battery, can act as a sun dial. And, you never have to worry about the memory space getting filled up as it has no, yes that right I said No camera and absolutely no memory.
In a few days (that is very fresh watch estimate) no worries, upgrade to the new 2.0 version, The Apple Granny Smith Version, rolling out at a farmer's market now!