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Jullianna

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Fortune cookies are really goofy, huh? Since we know how foolish they are, I was thinking that they should put funny things in there instead. If you were writing for a fortune cookie company, what would you put in there?
 

grace

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I have two magnets hanging on my fridge...one says:

"I have a skinny woman in me screaming to get out. I can ussually shut her up with cookies."

The other says:
"Forget love, I would rather fall in chocolate.:

(ok, ok, forget that I am 5'4 and 110lbs.....the magnet was just pure funny and I had to get it.) ;)
 

Hommer

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Feb 11, 2010
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" Can you Smell what I am stepping In?"
 

Descyple

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"Your life is in shambles, hence the crumbs from this cookie."


(okay, I admit that would not be an inspiring sentiment to read in a fortune cookie, but it was the first thing that came to mind - lol).
 
J

Jullianna

Guest
#5
"Stay right where you are. Don't move. They're watching."
 
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NukePooch

Guest
#6
(taking Jullianna's idea further)
"Help me! They've got me and won't le...."

"Your best quality is that you sometimes don't smell too bad."

"The only common factor in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you."

"There is no 'I' in team...but there are two 'I's in 'winning team'."

"The ultimate secret to unlock the entire universe is (will be continued in the next cookie)"

"Confucius say: Any man who believe in fortune must send all money to Confucius. PO Box 10234, Long Island, NY"
 
J

Jullianna

Guest
#7
hahaha Those are great! :)
 
J

Jullianna

Guest
#8
(in next fortune cookie)

You too can know the ultimate secret to unlocking the entire universe by calling 800-555-1111 for a limited time only.

(on reverse)

Act now and we'll include this special universe decoder ring for just $19.95
 
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thimsrebma

Guest
#9
My cookie would say:
 
E

evelina

Guest
#10
JESUS LOVES YOU

or

a verse from the bible / a joke that makes people smile/ or a really wise quote!!!
 
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SoTxSpartan

Guest
#11
i once got one that said "if it aint broke, dont fix it" , i just imagined a wise ancient buddhist saying that haha
 
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lordsservant121

Guest
#16
I'd like to see ones like:
Oooops. This was not for your table.
Help me! I am trapped in the ba......
Much better than a burger, huh?!?!?!
The name of your true love is (please leave a big tip for the name of your love).
For dessert, we have ice cream store, next door.
I wondered where I left this.
I also lost a band-aid.

I would laugh at least.
 
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NukePooch

Guest
#17
I'd like to see ones like:
Oooops. This was not for your table.
Help me! I am trapped in the ba......
Much better than a burger, huh?!?!?!
The name of your true love is (please leave a big tip for the name of your love).
For dessert, we have ice cream store, next door.
I wondered where I left this.
I also lost a band-aid.

I would laugh at least.
My first thought was something to do with a lost band-aid, but I couldn't figure out how to phrase it...great minds think alike!
 
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thimsrebma

Guest
#18
I'd like to see ones like:
Oooops. This was not for your table.
Help me! I am trapped in the ba......
Much better than a burger, huh?!?!?!
The name of your true love is (please leave a big tip for the name of your love).
For dessert, we have ice cream store, next door.
I wondered where I left this.
I also lost a band-aid.

I would laugh at least.
And where have you been? I havnt seen you for a while.
 
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You will die in seven days

(Number underneath) Please call to verify the above claim :D
 
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Jullianna

Guest
#20
The bandaid thing is very funny :)