Would girls like this type of guy????:
He is short and skinny, but he imagines himself as tall and wide. His name is alfredo feticini linguini mario, but he isn't Italian. He enjoys long walks on the beach, curling up with a good book, feeding starving kids in africa, saving the rainforest, petting zoos, and black licorice, but only if its in the red form. He has blue hair that turns green on occasions due to a breakthrough in modern science known as hair dye, although to the rest of the colorblind world, he is a brunette. He scored a grade of "wrong" on his psychiatric exam. He once walked on the moon, but then he turned 3 and focused on more important endeavors, such as: walking, potty training, and growing teeth. He speaks every language known to man, although he prefers speaking the unknown ones better. It is unknown if he is a christian, dangerous, real, or completely made up.
If he exists, would this be the type of guy a girl would want?