For those of you who like derailing threads...

[Jullianna]

And now for something really important! SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jullianna]

POTTY BREAK!!!

 

[Jullianna]

Is it a sin to fill your ears with butter?

Only if you enjoy it to the point that it becomes an addiction

 

[Jullianna]

In the event this becomes an addiction, the 12 step program begins with this (don't be afraid, Fabio will be there to hold your hand):

 

[Jullianna]

Thank you, Charlton, for stopping by with scriptures to support my post

 

[Jullianna]

oops....I almost forgot to put the tree up in here so Raeshelle would feel at home

 

[Jullianna]

Snacktime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Liamson]

I just got a crazy idea for this thread

 

[jimmydiggs]

Wait. If the point of the thread is to derail, and everyone is talking about derailing... then isn't the thread right on topic?

 

[PopClick]

Wait. If the point of the thread is to derail, and everyone is talking about derailing... then isn't the thread right on topic?

We'll fix that, Jimmy...

 

[violakat]

hmm Jimmy brings up an interesting point. How does one derail a derailing thread?

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Edited because the pic I posted was way to big, even for me. SO instead, of gigantic question mark, I give you
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[zeroturbulence]

 

[violakat]

Okay, since I can't seem to make the large question mark in last post, here I go again:

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[Jullianna]

AND NOW WE PAUSE FOR THE REQUISITE AMOUNT OF DRAMA THAT MUST TAKE PLACE IN EVERY THREAD:

As God is my witness - Scarlett O'Hara - GWTW - YouTube

THANK YOU, SCARLETT!!! WE LIKE YOU! WE REALLY LIKE YOU! *APPLAUSE*

 

[Jullianna]

AND WE MUSTN'T FORGET THE REQUISITE TOTALLY UNRELATED LENGTHY CUT/PASTE ENTRY:

(Note: I cannot guarantee all facts are facts. But I can guarantee all are useless.)
Statistics 2

» In chess, there are 169,518,829,100,544,000,000,000,000,000 ways to play the first ten moves.
» It only takes 7 pounds of pressure to rip your ear off.
» $26 billion in ransom has been paid out in the U.S. in the past 20 years.
» You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself.
» On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
» There are 1 million ants for every person in the world.
» Odds of being killed by a dog - 1 in 700,000.
» Odds of dying while in the bath tub - 1 in 1 million.
» Odds of being killed by space debris - 1 in 5 billion.
» Odds of being killed by poisoning - 1 in 86,000.
» Odds of being killed by freezing - 1 in 3 million.
» Odds of being killed by lightening - 1 in 2 million.
» Odds of being killed in a car crash - 1 in 5,000.
» Odds of being killed in a tornado - 1 in 2 million.
» Odds of being killed by falling out of bed - 1 in 2 million.
» Odds of being killed in a plane crash -1 in 25 million.
» If you played all of the Beatles' singles and albums that came out between 1962 and 1970 back to back, it would only last for 10 hours and 33 minutes.
» Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music.
» The Apollo 11 only had 20 seconds of fuel when it landed.
» 13 people are killed each year by vending machine's falling on them.
» There is a 1/4 pound of salt in every gallon of seawater.
» About 1/3 of American adults are at least 20% above their recommended weight.
» The average talker sprays about 300 microscopic saliva droplets per minute, about 2.5 droplets per word.
» The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.
» The Earth experiences 50,000 earthquakes each year.
» Skin temperature does not go much above 95 degrees even on the hottest days.
» 314 Americans had buttock lift surgery in 1994.
» Annual growth of WWW traffic is 314,000%.
» Experts at Intel say that microprocessor speed will double every 18 months for at least 10 years.
» The Earth's revolution time increases .0001 seconds annually.
» Driving at 75 miles (121 km) per hour, it would take 258 days to drive around one of Saturn's rings.
» Driving 55 miles (88 km) per hour instead of 65 miles (105 km) per hour increases your car mileage by about 15%.
» Airbags explode at 200 miles (322 km) per hour.
» If we had the same mortality rate now as in 1900, more than half the people in the world today would not be alive.
» 1/3 of all cancers are sun related.
» The average person flexes the joints in their finger 24 million times during a lifetime.
» There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.
» It would take 7 billion particles of fog to fill a teaspoon. » The average iceberg weighs 20 million tons.​

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p.s. - This should encourage you if you wanna get your hiney lifted

 

[jimmydiggs]

This thread will inevitably be on topic, but I like spam.

 

[Jullianna]

Well, it IS lunchtime, jimmy, so here ya go!

 

[Bridget_Left_China]

This thread needs a spider.

 

[Ronin]

Forgive me for quoting the self proclaimed Prince of Darkness but were going off the rails on the crazy train........

 

[Liamson]

AND WE MUSTN'T FORGET THE REQUISITE TOTALLY UNRELATED LENGTHY CUT/PASTE ENTRY:

(Note: I cannot guarantee all facts are facts. But I can guarantee all are useless.)
Statistics 2

» In chess, there are 169,518,829,100,544,000,000,000,000,000 ways to play the first ten moves.
» It only takes 7 pounds of pressure to rip your ear off.
» $26 billion in ransom has been paid out in the U.S. in the past 20 years.
» You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself.
» On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
» There are 1 million ants for every person in the world.
» Odds of being killed by a dog - 1 in 700,000.
» Odds of dying while in the bath tub - 1 in 1 million.
» Odds of being killed by space debris - 1 in 5 billion.
» Odds of being killed by poisoning - 1 in 86,000.
» Odds of being killed by freezing - 1 in 3 million.
» Odds of being killed by lightening - 1 in 2 million.
» Odds of being killed in a car crash - 1 in 5,000.
» Odds of being killed in a tornado - 1 in 2 million.
» Odds of being killed by falling out of bed - 1 in 2 million.
» Odds of being killed in a plane crash -1 in 25 million.
» If you played all of the Beatles' singles and albums that came out between 1962 and 1970 back to back, it would only last for 10 hours and 33 minutes.
» Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music.
» The Apollo 11 only had 20 seconds of fuel when it landed.
» 13 people are killed each year by vending machine's falling on them.
» There is a 1/4 pound of salt in every gallon of seawater.
» About 1/3 of American adults are at least 20% above their recommended weight.
» The average talker sprays about 300 microscopic saliva droplets per minute, about 2.5 droplets per word.
» The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.
» The Earth experiences 50,000 earthquakes each year.
» Skin temperature does not go much above 95 degrees even on the hottest days.
» 314 Americans had buttock lift surgery in 1994.
» Annual growth of WWW traffic is 314,000%.
» Experts at Intel say that microprocessor speed will double every 18 months for at least 10 years.
» The Earth's revolution time increases .0001 seconds annually.
» Driving at 75 miles (121 km) per hour, it would take 258 days to drive around one of Saturn's rings.
» Driving 55 miles (88 km) per hour instead of 65 miles (105 km) per hour increases your car mileage by about 15%.
» Airbags explode at 200 miles (322 km) per hour.
» If we had the same mortality rate now as in 1900, more than half the people in the world today would not be alive.
» 1/3 of all cancers are sun related.
» The average person flexes the joints in their finger 24 million times during a lifetime.
» There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.
» It would take 7 billion particles of fog to fill a teaspoon. » The average iceberg weighs 20 million tons.​

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p.s. - This should encourage you if you wanna get your hiney lifted

Alright, they spelled Lightning wrong. "Lightening" is something we all should probably do to ourselves. And the earth actually spins slower every year by a seemingly immeasurable degree due to the gravitational pull of the moon.