georgia?

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gord2112

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Are there any single women from georgia in here?
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Nope. Word on the street is all women from Georgia have been married off or shipped overseas to work in factories making those little tassels that you stick on the handlebars of yer' bike as a kid.
 
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dyingeveryday

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Word? I had no idea! Do they make those little paper umbrellas for the tropical drinks also?
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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dyingeveryday said:
Word? I had no idea! Do they make those little paper umbrellas for the tropical drinks also?
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No..those are made in Portugal by married women from Alabama.
 
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dyingeveryday

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This is amazing. Do you know why they were married and shipped off?
 
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Rose_of_tranquility

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I can be from wherever you want me to be from....lol jk

Welcome to CC Gord. You might want to avoid those two up there. They are a bad influence on us sweet and innocent CC'ers.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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dyingeveryday said:
This is amazing. Do you know why they were married and shipped off?
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I think it had something to do with the fact that they all had one lazy eye..thus they couldn't mass produce,well yanno...something like that. The deets are sketchy. Top Secret & all.
 
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dyingeveryday

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You could tell me but you would have to kill me kind of thing?
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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I would kill you with kindness...or MissCris would cook for you...fate worse than death I hear. lol (from her own lips to God's ears)
 
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dyingeveryday

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Okay, maybe we should go to a meeting in derailers. lol.
 
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MissCris

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Whoa, whoa, WHOA. I just come in here to peek at the chaos that's erupted, and what do you think I see?

...I wish I had enough talent in cooking to feel offended by what has been said here today.

Oh, right, on to DART.
 
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SeatBelt

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iTOREtheSKY said:
I would kill you with kindness...or MissCris would cook for you...fate worse than death I hear. lol (from her own lips to God's ears)
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I'd eat her cooking with a smile...

partially out of fear her husband would "loose" me while white water rafting the next day if I was ever to slight his wife in anyway.
 
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gord2112

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Haha ok i get it.
 
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BananaPie

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dyingeveryday said:
Okay, maybe we should go to a meeting in derailers. lol.
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Before you respectable gentlemen go to your meeting, let's see if anybody asks for single women in Texas, or Canada, or even Australia.
 
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OceanGrl

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BananaPie said:
Before you respectable gentlemen go to your meeting, let's see if anybody asks for single women in Texas, or Canada, or even Australia.
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How come nobody asks for single women in Antarctica?
 
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Rose_of_tranquility

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How come no one ever asks for a sassy New Yorker?
 
lisaxseperatedxmom

lisaxseperatedxmom

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Nice to see the unemployed comedians have found an outlet. Guys i see why you cant get any gigs.
 
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agirlandherguitar

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I know a girl named Georgia once. She wasn't very nice. I could set you two up though.
 
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SeatBelt

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