Give me bad advice...

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Pardizzle

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That is definitely bad advice. Every time the Bible mentions that people did whatever was right in their own eyes, it never ended well.
I agree, although I never thought about how true this was! This is something you hear ALL the time, and we just get used to it and take it for truth......unless you actually think wisely about it, then its easy to realize how wrong this saying is!
 

Talljake

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Hand out booze and cigarettes to your local school kids. You will be popular real quick
 

Lynx

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Well... I mean... You're not wrong.
 
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So are many true things. "If you approach a bear with confidence, he will invite you over for dinner."
only if it leads to chocolate cake lol
Bad news nothing led to cake, good news I will continue a new walk away from the bear!

Bad Advice:
Offer your hat to the bear, with it still on your head.
 

I_am_Canadian

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Bad news nothing led to cake, good news I will continue a new walk away from the bear!

Bad Advice:
Offer your hat to the bear, with it still on your head.
Poke the bear in it's eye lol
 

Karlon

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next time you want to sin, dare to swear, wear, tear & scare yourself by looking in the mirror! nyuknyuknyuk
 

TheLearner

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If you can't sleep and have a big day ahead of you, go online and start an argument with someone.
 

Lynx

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If you can't sleep and have a big day ahead of you, go online and start an argument with someone.
Actually that's GOOD advice... if you have low blood pressure. It'll get that BP right on up there! :D