Good first intro lines?

[joefizz]

A little less conversation and a little more action. Wouldn't hurt if the guy saying the words is Elvis.

but he's....retired!

 

[joefizz]

"You know... my day started out on the down side... and then I noticed your smile... thank you".

you're welcome,it always cheers me up too!

 

[joefizz]

That's It! That's It!
That's what he said
Hahahaha!

and then later for some reason he says"BANZAI"

 

[joefizz]

Actually, I've never went up to a woman and introduced myself. Not my thing. Never had to when I was younger and handsome. But I talk to strangers all the time. My daughter laughs at me. "Omg you talk to random people..lol"

I do it too,we can laugh together about it!

 

[joefizz]

Elvis can do no wrong.

so you didn't see the milton berle show?????

 

[joefizz]

Hahaha, this one Is so bad

But I get what your saying here lol

bad to the bone...bad to the bone...bad to the bone,sooooo what's your point miss tabby????

 

[Maka]

Hi, I'm -insert name- you've got a great smile.

 

[WineRose]

Hello, I am that insane memetastic teriyaki sauce lover from CC. How can I help you on this fine day?

 

[Jessie_1]

Hi Joe, (Kisses,Hugs)
Oh, Im sorry...I thought I knew you...lol
You look just like like my friend Joe, Hahaha

And hope his wife isn't there when you turn around to beat you with her Gucci bag!

 

[Stewart]

I love the alphabet..and I really miss U!

 

[Stewart]

Hi let's get married and be role models for the perfect marriage!!!

 

[Stewart]

Hi please be my sat nav...coz babe I'm just lost without you!!

 

[Leftheri]

"Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes..."

Opening "lines" are corny.

 

[Stewart]

Hi let's get to the heart of the matter......I love you!!

 

[Galatea]

but he's....retired!

Good, more time for him to spend with me.

 

[joefizz]

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[joefizz]

hello!!!!!!!!

 

[joefizz]

I have barbecue sauce!!!!

 

[Tabitha4thelord]

I have barbecue sauce!!!!

Oh good cause I have a bucket of Chicken
Hahahaha

 

[joefizz]

Oh good cause I have a bucket of Chicken
Hahahaha

what no biscuits??? this is love we are talking about!!!